I'd like to throw my hat into the ring of advertising my services. I know it sorta looks like thinly veiled prostitution but, hey, this is Utah and our politicians are TOTAL whores! Therefore I would like to offer my services for a quick, cheap rub and tug. Let ME polish your knob! Paypal, Bitcoin and EBT cards accepted! 
Well, why not ... I offer my services as well: Caulking and hoeing ~
AROUSINGTIMES wrote:
Well, why not ... I offer my services as well: Caulking and hoeing ~
I’m always up for a rub & tug!
Utterly, I seee where u went there.
Evil gives a New meaning to "Bedknobs And Broom Sticks"
This was meant as a joke and to poke a little fun at people who are constantly violating Swingular's TOS by advertising services in the forums and ESPECIALLY services that could possibly violate Utah law. It's funny how many people have contacted me thinking I was serious and want me to give them a hand job. Maybe this would be a good way to earn some extra money when I retire someday. It's not like I don't already know how to do it. In fact, I've done it a LOT...just never to another guy's weenus. LMAO!