...dirty dreams? What's the naughtiest dream you've ever had? And remember, we're all swingers here so something akin to boinking the cute neighbor in the house down the street might cause us to yawn a little rather than get turned on. 
Yah, I do
I have a few, the really dirty one that keeps coming up involves a mud bath type of spa (really, not lying) and you get to choose the type of mud (from all over the world), minerals and thickness (water content) and then you are soaked in a tub of it for an hour and then washed off and your skin brush exfoliated by a team of naked women, then to finish off the cleanse, a Japanese nurse performs a prostate massage and semen expression treatment. I know, yawn, but it really gets my libido going...
Yes have some