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Hey, I had a terrific idea, to me at least. I want anyone to rate/ critique our public profile. If you would like yours rated, just ask.
People tell me all the time that they think my profile is awesome, soft of like Alfred Hitchcock, but then I turn to face them and they get a good look at me and.... yeah, not so much.
Rate us!
I like the verbiage, not the pics on ours.

We need a real stamp too, can anyone VIP us?
Straight forward and well said.It had an honest feel to it
I’d love some feedback on ours.
You guys made me feel like a winner!

;)

Thanks.
Rape us! Oops, I mean, rate us. I get the feeling that most, if they actually read ALL the way thru our profile (and I wouldn't blame ANYONE in the slightest if they didn't) would come away VERY confused about what we are or aren't looking for or if we're actually even on the right website and maybe should, instead, have a listing on FarmersOnly.
EVILDOERS wrote:

Rape us! Oops, I mean, rate us. I get the feeling that most, if they actually read ALL the way thru our profile (and I wouldn't blame ANYONE in the slightest if they didn't) would come away VERY confused about what we are or aren't looking for or if we're actually even on the right website and maybe should, instead, have a listing on FarmersOnly.


The Estonian judge gave you a 9.50 for your giant pumpkins. The Russian judge robbed you with a 6.5. He probably thinks you are doping or more probably you denied his friend request on Facebook. But what does he know?


HOT!
SWINGTASTICUT wrote:

Hey, I had a terrific idea, to me at least. I want anyone to rate/ critique our public profile. If you would like yours rated, just ask.


HOT!
Ucouple wrote:

Rate us!


HOT!
NAUGHTYORNICE wrote:

I’d love some feedback on ours.


HOT!
LIVINLVN1 wrote:

You are ... very sexy :)


You didn't ask but HOT!
Whiskey_Girl wrote:

Straight forward and well said.It had an honest feel to it


Again HOT!
Werunconventional wrote:

Please rate ours.

Only thing we'd like to see in the profiles above are pics of the guy. Otherwise they look great to us.


HOT!
Its getting HOT in here.
Curiosity is getting the better of me....
Livinspicy169 wrote:

Curiosity is getting the better of me....


HOT!
Is my profile ok. I can't get a single friend request
Someone want to rate us??
Your profile is great
naughtyornice 10 plus
Please rate ours
Sammie117 wrote:

Please rate ours


We'd highly recommend several more nude pictures of the wife. We're available to take them if assistance is needed. :)
STOPHER29 wrote:

People tell me all the time that they think my profile is awesome, soft of like Alfred Hitchcock, but then I turn to face them and they get a good look at me and.... yeah, not so much.

I laughed, a little, and cried, a little. A literary wonder. 😂
Ucouple wrote:

Rate us!

I like your profile, to the point right at the beginning, then into a little more detail. The cucumber thing, I did not know that, and I have a head full of useless knowledge, thank you for adding that.
Werunconventional wrote:

Please rate ours.

Only thing we'd like to see in the profiles above are pics of the guy. Otherwise they look great to us.

A well rounded profile, tells what you are looking for and what you are not looking for. I suppose you are correct about the guy photo thing, we really need to update pictures anyway. Thanks for the feedback.
I think me and babygirl need to update ours. Baby girl often complains because many profiles don't have pics of the guys.

That aside you all above mentioned are sexy.
Bicouplemarried - Your profile along with the pics and the comments you share are insightful and interesting to read. Good job!

A well-written profile is not only rare, but a pleasure to read and can make all the difference in getting to know someone well on this site. It would be nice if some people would make a little more effort to develop their profile so that we could get to know them better. We're certainly interested in any profile critiques that anyone might have to offer. Thanks!

Life's too short to not enjoy summer to it's fullest!

Pete & Sandy
Read a lot of your profiles ones a little confusing but all were great just one little problem. Your all to young
@rude3050

Here is my best attempt at honest feedback.

1 - I’m not sure how thick the swingular population is in KS. You probably lose the majority of your bites right there. Nothing you can do about that one.

2 - Main profile pic has sunglasses and a hat. I can’t see the rest of your pics, but somewhere in there you should let people see you.

3 - Main profile pic is in a camper? This doesn’t scream “hey couple out there, I’m clean, we’ll groomed, fun to talk to and good in bed”. It seems more like it would be at home on CL with the title “40 something white male needs hunting buddy”

4 - Your profile text is light, and refers mostly to “dude” things; drinking, cigars, wild times. As with point 3, if your looking to get a hunting buddy good things to list. I don’t think I know a single woman that would consider cigars foreplay.

5 - Attracting the fairer sex always requires effort. Just because this is a “swingers” site doesn’t mean all of the otherwise applicable rules of attraction are not still in effect. In fact some may say this is a “couples dating” site. You still have to stand out. Get a nice shirt and a haircut and snap a pic of that beautiful smile of yours.

Write something sweet, talk about you, get a clean pic and you’ll be slayin’em.

;)

Sincerely,

B of B n K
Thanks for rating my profile. I appreciate it and will make changes asap. In my gallery of pictures should I have a naked one . . .is that what you mean? My office for work is a camper. I do own a house. Thanks again, I agree
Please rate ours. Thank you.
It's great
@WTFBIcouple

Probably the biggest fatal flaw ever....no public pic.

Read up on the Copernican principle. We all want discretion, no one wants to blow the doors off, but you have to play a little ball.
Okay UCouple give ours a shot. Let us know what you think about our profile.
I’m curious to hear everyone’s opinions on my profile!
Ucouple wrote:

@WTFBIcouple

Probably the biggest fatal flaw ever....no public pic.

Read up on the Copernican principle. We all want discretion, no one wants to blow the doors off, but you have to play a little ball.

I second this, and bringing up the Copernican principle has me a little aroused. 😄
Wow! I just want to call out some REALLY AWESOME things in this thread.

1) Ucouple - you did a FANTASTIC job of calling out all the things I was thinking about rude3050's profile and you weren't rude or condescending. You were sincere and helpful and that is AWESOME! I hope we can cultivate more of this kind of a culture in this community. Thanks for being the example! :)

2) rude3050 - you took the constructive criticism and advice you were given and acted on it right away, very effectively and without getting defensive. Good on you man! Your profile just improved by leaps and bounds today. I don't have any idea what the lifestyle scene is like in Kansas but the changes definitely improve your odds. Kansas swingers take note of this guy!

3) All the other thoughtful, encouraging and kind words in this thread...kudos all around!

We all tend to get hung up on the bad behavior - sometimes it seems like there is an awful lot of it. I think the majority of the real people on this site value kindness, honesty, inclusion, etc. I'm going to make an effort to focus on and call out the positive more often - starting now. Thanks everyone for the uplift! :)
Wow FUNSALTLAKECOUPLE!

What a nice bunch of things to share with those folks.
Really refreshing and well said!

Pete.
@SEXYADVENTURE

Fortunately or unfortunately not much to say. Written sections define your personality as well as hint to potential attractions and boundaries.

Pics are enough to prime the pump without divulging your identity to the world.

Without seeing your private pics I’d say your doing pretty well.

Not that I’m an expert 🙄

PS....great boobs!
We will add something. Now that I don't have that high profile job anymore, I guess that shit doesn't matter!!
FIT_N_FUN wrote:

Sammie117 wrote:

Please rate ours


We'd highly recommend several more nude pictures of the wife. We're available to take them if assistance is needed. :)
Really? It’s not like we couldn’t just provide more pics if we got messages instead of just random friends requests lol
Please rate ours
well everyone likes different things so ratting is subjective, like they say opinions are like assholes everyone got one.
What do you think about videos in your profile. ?
Okay, we have been running around mountain trails with our dogs, hanging with family or having a beer or two at a local watering hole the last several days. So we have fallen behind. Quick catch up. You are all HOT!
Did you enjoy your trip deliciously wet? I bet it was relaxing.
@doubleKtrouble

Hi guys, I looked at your profile, I guess I’m becoming the king opinion asshole. ;)

Your profile is good, nice pics (hot fanny), faces included, profile text all seemed sincere and describes well what you want. I don’t think you can improve it too much.

That said you may evolve a bit over the next little while; update your profile as you do. You seem trepidatious, after a few experiences your comfort level will change. (Maybe)

Even with a solid, honest profile you still have to find a “fit”. That can take time. Happy hunting!

BnK
Sammie117 wrote:

FIT_N_FUN wrote:

[quote=Sammie117]Please rate ours


We'd highly recommend several more nude pictures of the wife. We're available to take them if assistance is needed. :)
Really? It’s not like we couldn’t just provide more pics if we got messages instead of just random friends requests lol[/quote]

No, not really. That was sarcasm.
rude3050 wrote:

Did you enjoy your trip deliciously wet? I bet it was relaxing.


We did
I'm curious... Would someone rate mine? I change it up every so often and am about to do it again. Warning - it is long. Maybe too long?
10 Boners up!
ever_ashes wrote:

I'm curious... Would someone rate mine? I change it up every so often and am about to do it again. Warning - it is long. Maybe too long?


Hot and compelling!
MattieTorres wrote:

Let’s hear the honesty on ours. What could we do better?


Young and beautiful speaks for itself. There are a lot of advantages and some disadvantages. You will capture a lot of attention. Sending a message that lets the kind of people you are looking to meet, feel free to reach out, and at the same time discourages the dishonest creepers is a burden you will somewhat just have to deal with. There are quite a few couples, somewhere around your age on the site in the same situation. Some are contributors on this thread. Sending a message that's not going to seem too intimidating and yet protects you from the exploitative mean spirited sorts is a bit of a balancing act. The positive opportunities are far greater than the inconveniences. Everyone imagines that your dance card is the stuff dreams are made of. It should be! Realty may be a bit different than our imaginations. Have fun!
@mattietorres

Hi guys, first props for having the cajones to throw faces out there in public space, it’s refreshing. There are a lot of reasons people require discretion however so don’t be bummed if you have to ask people for faces.

I think your text is too light. Despite tight young bodies, as with “real” dating, personality and pastimes play a big role in attraction. We don’t need a novel but a hint about who you are helps. Are you guys coffee and books types, or mountain biking with your hair on fire types? Or do you just want to meet at a club, hit it and never talk again?

I agree with Dwet, you guys seem young and positive, I’m sure you’ll find some fun. A little few more deets and I think you’ll find less frustration too. Weeding through possibles can get tedious.

Cheers

B n K
@SWINGTASTICUT

Great topic!
Thanks for such a fun topic.
We have enjoyed reading all the posts.
So here it goes give us a rate.
And way to go on all of you who listened your profiles are awesome
RDPFUN wrote:

Thanks for such a fun topic.
We have enjoyed reading all the posts.
So here it goes give us a rate.
And way to go on all of you who listened your profiles are awesome


It is well put together. Your pictures, written content and the favorable comment all give people a good idea about who you are, and that you are fun, intelligent and for real.
So could some Old farts get a profile review? So far We think It has been very helpful for some
MYRNASTWINS wrote:

So could some Old farts get a profile review? So far We think It has been very helpful for some



Great profile. Maybe ad one picture of hubby!
Would someone rate ours please? 😊😉
Can someone rate ours? We are new and would love feedback.
Can someone rate our profile? Or my wife pics?
Only if I can rate in the voice of Simon Cowell.... "If I can be honest with you...." LOL

Mav
We are always looking for more feedback
Rate Us
Check out mine?
Onlyforsex00 wrote:

Can someone rate our profile? Or my wife pics?


Your wives pictures are hot! I personally like a few more pictures.. some with the two of you together for sure.(That's just my personal preference)I like that you say who you are looking for. I think the body of your profile needs a little meat. Tell us about you guys. Likes, dislikes, hobbies, etc.
WildCouple88 wrote:

We are always looking for more feedback


I really like your profile. I would say switch up your main profile pic here and there so it catches peoples eyes. Maybe add a couple more to your public folder. I also like the body of your profile. Maybe think of adding a specific fantasy that you are looking for. :)
INFINITY4U wrote:

Rate Us


I like that you guys are very specific on what you are looking for. That's super important. You guys seem like a fun couple. I would change your profile pic to the one with the Mrs. on the boat with the blue sky in the background. It's super eye catching.
How’s our profile rate?
Hankneabina, love your profile good dialogue and great pictures
Thanks for the advice :)
Please tell us what you think of our profile
We would like a rating and ideas on how to improve our profile. Thank you!
We would like some good clean honest feedback on ours, ok naughty feedback can work as well.
Thank you.
We would also like some feedback on our profile. What can we do to improve it?
Onlyforsex00 wrote:

Can someone rate our profile? Or my wife pics?


I love it! Wife is hot would love to see more pics
bigbadwolfandlilred wrote:

Rate us please.


We gave it a 72 because it's got a good beat and you can dance to it.

https://unfilteredpop.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/1970s-rate-a-record-85-pophistory-dot-org.jpg
KRAZYGIRL wrote:

We would like some good clean honest feedback on ours, ok naughty feedback can work as well.
Thank you.


Great profile. Really sexy pics of the Mrs. But would like to see more body pics of Mr. G rated would be fine.
Please rate mine
Feedback welcome!
INFINITY4U wrote:

Rate Us


Very hot profile! We definitely like!!
INFINITY4U wrote:

Rate Us


Love how specific you are. Great pics. We like the detail in your additional info section.
Ooh! Ooh! Rate our profile too!
Candyrocks69 wrote:

Ooh! Ooh! Rate our profile too!

We know we aren't qualified to rate anyone but we both agree that your pictures are super sexy and we like how you describe yourselves. You have an honest profile that sounds fun and is very attractive.
These were all fun to read. We would appreciate a little constructive criticism also please!
we would like some pics of mr swingtastic.
all right hit us with your critique and message us if you like
We'd love some constructive criticism for our profile as well if anyone feels so inclined to give any. Things here have been shockingly slow for us, and we're trying to figure out if we have an epic failure of a profile. Thanks!
Help us out! Let us know your thoughts, what we can do better or what we did right.
Well we are a work in progress, so there's just not that much to see.