We're planning a celebratory orgy for fellow survivors of Monday's apocalypse/rapture. We haven't yet ventured outside to see the hellish aftermath of earth crashing into the rogue planet Nubiri (we've been too busy taking inventory of our supplies, guns and ammo) but we imagine it's quite horrific out there.
Anywho, just as soon as we pick which mansion we'll be commandeering we are planning on having all you fellow survivors over for a big orgy (How else are we gonna repopulate the earth?).
As of right now we're hoping to get Mitt Romney's ski chalet up in Park City, assuming, of course, that Mittens and his clan were sucked up into heaven with the rest of the righteous. So DIBS, just in case any of YOU were planning on taking over his place.
Speaking of the righteous, we were SO certain that the reason Swingular was down was because ADMIN was taken to heaven by Jesus. It's good to know he's a disgusting perv like the rest of us and is still here.
So back to the orgy. We'll tell the handful of you who survived and are still here exacly where and when it will be and, as usual, BYOB and a snack (NO PEOPLE! We're assuming at least a few of you are now zombies...or at least cannibals.) to share.
If you knock and nobody answers just let yourselves in and leave your clothes by the door. And again, congrats on surviving another rapture. Ms. Evil and I now have enough punches on our rapture cards that we get a free reincarnation!
Anywho, just as soon as we pick which mansion we'll be commandeering we are planning on having all you fellow survivors over for a big orgy (How else are we gonna repopulate the earth?).
As of right now we're hoping to get Mitt Romney's ski chalet up in Park City, assuming, of course, that Mittens and his clan were sucked up into heaven with the rest of the righteous. So DIBS, just in case any of YOU were planning on taking over his place.
Speaking of the righteous, we were SO certain that the reason Swingular was down was because ADMIN was taken to heaven by Jesus. It's good to know he's a disgusting perv like the rest of us and is still here.
So back to the orgy. We'll tell the handful of you who survived and are still here exacly where and when it will be and, as usual, BYOB and a snack (NO PEOPLE! We're assuming at least a few of you are now zombies...or at least cannibals.) to share.
If you knock and nobody answers just let yourselves in and leave your clothes by the door. And again, congrats on surviving another rapture. Ms. Evil and I now have enough punches on our rapture cards that we get a free reincarnation!
So what really happened? Not that your wit and charm are unappreciated 😉
We were naked by the pool in Palm Springs on Monday . . . is that why we were spared?
How the fuck should I know? Do I LOOK (act?) like an ADMIN?!!? :-P Maybe their servers overloaded from everyone perving each other's pics or something. All I know is that I was having withdrawal symptoms and was ready to try a little meth or maybe some bath salts to satisfy my severe Swingular jonesing.
Would love for this to be a real orgy lol
I second that!
I 3rd that, speaking of 3rds...
What are you talking about? It was just Swingular s attempt for Monday evening family night. Lol.
EVILDOERS wrote:
We're planning a celebratory orgy for fellow survivors of Monday's apocalypse/rapture. We haven't yet ventured outside to see the hellish aftermath of earth crashing into the rogue planet Nubiri (we've been too busy taking inventory of our supplies, guns and ammo) but we imagine it's quite horrific out there.
Anywho, just as soon as we pick which mansion we'll be commandeering we are planning on having all you fellow survivors over for a big orgy (How else are we gonna repopulate the earth?).
As of right now we're hoping to get Mitt Romney's ski chalet up in Park City, assuming, of course, that Mittens and his clan were sucked up into heaven with the rest of the righteous. So DIBS, just in case any of YOU were planning on taking over his place.
Speaking of the righteous, we were SO certain that the reason Swingular was down was because ADMIN was taken to heaven by Jesus. It's good to know he's a disgusting perv like the rest of us and is still here.
So back to the orgy. We'll tell the handful of you who survived and are still here exacly where and when it will be and, as usual, BYOB and a snack (NO PEOPLE! We're assuming at least a few of you are now zombies...or at least cannibals.) to share.
If you knock and nobody answers just let yourselves in and leave your clothes by the door. And again, congrats on surviving another rapture. Ms. Evil and I now have enough punches on our rapture cards that we get a free reincarnation!
Sounds fun..
I was crouching behind the counter at a Statbucks because if the end is coming I'm getting free coffee out of the deal. My barista was scared of the coming end, but I saved him from the on coming onslaught by my shotgun. After taking down many zombies, I pulled him towards me in a romantic kiss and said "Groovy baby."
Wait, maybe I was watching Evil Dead while drinking Starbucks? Ummmm... what was the question? OH, can I come too?
Wait, maybe I was watching Evil Dead while drinking Starbucks? Ummmm... what was the question? OH, can I come too?
NIKITA wrote:
I was crouching behind the counter at a Statbucks because if the end is coming I'm getting free coffee out of the deal. My barista was scared of the coming end, but I saved him from the on coming onslaught by my shotgun. After taking down many zombies, I pulled him towards me in a romantic kiss and said "Groovy baby."
Wait, maybe I was watching Evil Dead while drinking Starbucks? Ummmm... what was the question? OH, can I come too?
Absolutely! The more the merrier! The earth ain't gonna repopulate itself ya know. Sadly, we're having trouble finding very many people who were actually Raptured up into heaven. This being Utah, we thought the majority would be sucked up in the first wave and we'd have our pick of swank houses, bitchin' rides and other luxurious swag. We thought we'd be lucky to find a handful of survivors but it's looking more and more like we're gonna need to rent out Rice Eccles Stadium to accommodate all the swingers who survived and wanna orgy away the apocalypse. But there's always room for a fellow coffee lover who's handy with a shotgun.
