We will spend the summer in SLC and would love to meet with as many mormon swinger couples and singles as we can. In our experience, married mormon couples are the best swingers ever! They are simply super freaks in bed, ladies like to wear their strap-ons, gentlemen like to wear their sassy schoolgirl outfits, mormon single men give the best head ever and not to forget about mormon single girls who love anal so they remain intact before marriage. We had a single mormon female friend and I swear she'll speak in tongues as my wife, using her trusty strap-on, and myself DP her. Where do mormon swingers hang out? How to we approach a mormon couple about swiging at the temple?
ismello wrote:jim098777 wrote:
i would love have some fun with you guys
jim098777 wrote:
I am interested text me 435-315-2415
are you guys mormons? could you both come in your bike and short sleeve shirts?
I used to be Mormon
Used to
Your comments are ignorant.
Exactly how Mormon we talkin' here? I'd wager that a fairly good portion of swingers in Utah are or were Mormons at one time. We're technically still Mormons so I guess we should get together and play Strip Know Your Gospel and or Spin The Book of Mormon. It's MUCH hotter when you think you're gonna finally get to see the goodies and you really only end up seeing some sexy garments. 
Don't feed the trolls!!!
EVILDOERS wrote:
Exactly how Mormon we talkin' here? I'd wager that a fairly good portion of swingers in Utah are or were Mormons at one time. We're technically still Mormons so I guess we should get together and play Strip Know Your Gospel and or Spin The Book of Mormon. It's MUCH hotter when you think you're gonna finally get to see the goodies and you really only end up seeing some sexy garments.
Alle-fucking-luya, we got sum balivars up in this bich!
"Your comments are ignorant." To try and say that nicely...You sound like an awesome fun couple that I'd love to get to know, and I REALLY hope you have a great time in Salt Lake City! Maybe we'll even get a chance to meet. I'm Mormon, and have lived in many different areas of the world and work in a very culturally diverse career, and I just have to say, "Your Mormon experiences, as you described them, are not the norm." The folks here are really very much like everyone everywhere else. I wish the comments here on this site were less harsh at times.