Burbank this Saturday night looking for a gangbang me and 6 guys
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roster filling up fast who wants a piece. anal dp deep throat all open. wild nsa
C'mon. Tell the truth. You're really just gonna drug the guys and steal a kidney, right?
If it seems to good to be true, it probably is 😬
Don't be so skeptical, BACK. Do you have any idea how HARD it is to find six guys in California who want to be in a gangbang? 
posting is real, we are looking for something last minute. only reply if serious.
How about sometimes serious but mostly fucking goofy?
All best to you lenaswinger. My your fantasy come true and the guys be amazing.
Reverse Google her pic and you get some nice shots of model Ana Paula Saad in Sao Paolo, Brazil.
Sao Paolo FC
Daniel Oliveira Blogspot
Sao Paolo FC
Daniel Oliveira Blogspot
So, what are the chances that a Brazilian model happened to end up on this website and posted in these classifieds just looking for six guys to gangbang her?
I mean, it could happen. Sorta like a barrister from Africa wanting to send me millions of dollars for a Nigerian prince.
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Ana, if it's really you, and this is a legit posting, be patient with the doubters. You just seem too beautiful, forward, and the scenario incredible....
I mean, it could happen. Sorta like a barrister from Africa wanting to send me millions of dollars for a Nigerian prince.
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Ana, if it's really you, and this is a legit posting, be patient with the doubters. You just seem too beautiful, forward, and the scenario incredible....
Yup, she could TOTALLY be legit. But again, WHY advertise in UTAH for a handful of guys to gangbang her? No straight guys in LA? Has a Mormon boy fetish? Already BANGED all the dudes in So. Cal.? Only fucks men with the hint of green Jell-O and carrots on their breath? Don't worry, I'm almost certain that more than 6 single guys (probably a few married ones too) took the bait and contacted her. Whether any of them will actually get laid is quite another matter.
URIAH wrote:
Also, single females rarely arrange their own gang bangs. Hubby, boyfriend, or single stud male friend does.
Uriah
C'mon, URIAH. Take one for the team. Hit her up and see if she's legit. What have you got to lose? Maybe a little (or a lot) of money...or maybe a kidney?
But in her profile she wants big dicks and stamina......... Well have I got some exciting news for you Lena! I have at least one of those things!!! I'm yours! Please let me know if there's still space available.
I know what your thinking, but you'll have to PM me if you want the unblocked face version. 😉
I know what your thinking, but you'll have to PM me if you want the unblocked face version. 😉
Holy SHIT, Fungasm! Does that thing have it's own zip code? How do you walk without falling over? Do you pass out from lack of blood to your brain when that bad boy gets 'angry'? Do you have to custom order your pants with a SLIGHTLY smaller third pantleg in the front? Ms. Fungasm must be VERY happy (or very sore).
Please everyone, keep your kidneys. Also the Nigerian prince really doesn't need to to hold all that money for him.
Well since you asked, unfortunately the damn post office won't accept my formal request for an additional zip code. Though I rarely fall over, I do get light headed at times (thank you for your concern). Yes, all my pants are in fact custom tailored with a SLIGHTLY smaller third pantleg. Additionally, I do not consider him bad or 'angry', he is a good boy and usually quite happy. And lastly the Mrs. Is always simultaneously the perfect balance between VERY HAPPY and very sore.
Now back to the point, Lenaswinger hasn't PM'ed me yet, and I fear it's because of all your incessant sarcasm. I'm so close to banging a hot Brazilian, DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME MR. EVILDOER!
Now back to the point, Lenaswinger hasn't PM'ed me yet, and I fear it's because of all your incessant sarcasm. I'm so close to banging a hot Brazilian, DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME MR. EVILDOER!
Fungasm wrote:
Well since you asked, unfortunately the damn post office won't accept my formal request for an additional zip code. Though I rarely fall over, I do get light headed at times (thank you for your concern). Yes, all my pants are in fact custom tailored with a SLIGHTLY smaller third pantleg. Additionally, I do not consider him bad or 'angry', he is a good boy and usually quite happy. And lastly the Mrs. Is always simultaneously the perfect balance between VERY HAPPY and very sore.
Now back to the point, Lenaswinger hasn't PM'ed me yet, and I fear it's because of all your incessant sarcasm. I'm so close to banging a hot Brazilian, DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME MR. EVILDOER!
Try sweetening the pot. Tell her you'll bring your own lube, some custom-made XXXL Magnum condoms (assuming she doesn't want her anal done bareback) and a stuffed crust LIttle Caesars pizza. Better hop in your car or book a flight very soon cuz NO chick, Brazilian model or otherwise, could resist that offer. Oh, and tell her you've got a coupon for a dollar off of Preparation H. You know, for after all the buttsex.
Nah, I usually just use an extra large party balloon and spit. But you had me at stuffed crust pizza! Finally some good advise on these forums, thank you Evil. Oh and you really think I don't carry prep H in my back pocket at all times? Anal 101 my friend.
Fungasm wrote:
Nah, I usually just use an extra large party balloon and spit. But you had me at stuffed crust pizza! Finally some good advise on these forums, thank you Evil. Oh and you really think I don't carry prep H in my back pocket at all times? Anal 101 my friend.
Lemme guess, Eagle Scout? Always prepared? You, my friend, are a true visionary...nay, an anal GOD. And any woman who is so lucky as to have you invade her pooper with your God-like appendage will surely SEE God once you bottom that bad boy out in her colon (actually, small intestine if my measurements are correct and that photo is to scale). Just an aside, you could probably make a FORTUNE helping prep people for a colonoscopy with your pet pants python.
AN anal God? THE anal God. And OBVIOUSLY they see God in light of that correction. FYI it's the extra large intestine once I'm done with it.
Ok, that last post was actually a bit too painful for me to write. I can no longer in good conscience continue. I formally apologize to you Lenaswinger for engaging Evildoers and hijacking your post. I'll assume your already full, seeing as you never PM'ed me 😟
"I assume your [sic] already full...." (italics added)
I see what you did there!
And I too am sincerely (okay maybe not SINCERELY) sorry for hijacking your thread. But on a positive note, I"ve kept it at the top of the page when it most certainly would have fallen off the main page by this point. You're welcome!
I see what you did there!
And I too am sincerely (okay maybe not SINCERELY) sorry for hijacking your thread. But on a positive note, I"ve kept it at the top of the page when it most certainly would have fallen off the main page by this point. You're welcome!
Sorry, one last follow-up question, Fungasm. Does an...oops, excuse me, THE anal God have use for a "taint team"? Just curious because until this week I had no idea what a "taint team" is. Okay, now back to Ana's orgy!