We're headed to Amsterdam this summer for a long weekend and would love input as to what clubs, sex shows and or Cafe's to go to?
We don't know anything about it, but would appreciate hearing about your trip when you get back. XOXO
Club Paradise is a really fun place. It’s about $50 to get in, but that includes $50 in drinks. The sex shows are expensive and kinda overrated from our experience. And the red light girls also pretty expensive. It wasn’t as “sexy” as we thought it would be there, but a very fun place to visit. And that club is a really nice and huge club.
We have a friend that my husband grew up with that is a D J for an internet radio show that lives there now & we can connect you... He'll know all the good spots and ones to avoid. Hit us up with friend request and we can see if he can see if he can help you out!
Thanks TCINDAVIS. Which sex shows did you see?
We’re in Italy now. I’d love to go to Amsterdam for some sexy fun
HORNDOGER75 wrote:
We’re in Italy now. I’d love to go to Amsterdam for some sexy fun
We loved Italy, have you done Amsterdam and do you have advice?
We haven’t done Amsterdam, but it’s on my list for our next trip. Too many countries and not enough time unfortunately
HORNDOGER75 wrote:
We haven’t done Amsterdam, but it’s on my list for our next trip. Too many countries and not enough time unfortunately
One of the reasons we're doing Amsterdam is it's one of the connecting flight options to Europe from SLC. So we're headed to Europe anyway and making a quick stop in Amsterdam on the way.
Have fun, and let us know how it is for our next trip! Rome is supposed to be getting a red light district.
There’s nothing sexy about the sex shows. If you want some goofy stories about cigars, ribbons, and bananas then pay the 50 euro.
The laws have changed there in the past couple of years. Pot is not supposed to be sold to tourists, though it still is. Tourists can be ticketed for standing in front of a red light district for too long. It was defined as starring. The starring is not respectful of the ladies. So the justification for the law. (When I read about this part, the law had been proposed and was expected to go into effect. May not have, )
Amsterdam is a fun city. I have been there several times. Right now is the time to see the tulip festivals if you are interested in that.
The red light district has many sex clubs that have a cover change and several peep show type clubs where you go in pay some money and the curtain goes up for a certain amount of time.
The red light district has many sex clubs that have a cover change and several peep show type clubs where you go in pay some money and the curtain goes up for a certain amount of time.
We had a brief layover in Amsterdam on our way to Paris last year. Amsterdam is very high on our bucket list of places to visit soon...amazing EDM night clubs!! Here is a decent review of 2 LS clubs that I copied from another LS website. Hope it helps. It was posted in March of 2017:
“This is a helpful review for those traveling to Holland/Netherlands. We went to 2 lifestyle clubs during our stay in Amsterdam. We'll cover both here.
Club Paradise (North Amsterdam): just a 15 min uber ride from our hotel, we went to this club on a Friday night. Unless you are looking for a gang bang, this place is not for you. If you are, this is a great place for that on a Friday night. We arrived around 1030 PM and paid the 50 Euros entry. They gave us the key to the locker and we went to change. Dress code is lingerie for women, boxer type underwear for men. We changed and we were interrupted about half a dozen times while the Mrs. changed. Considering she's a knockout, not surprising. Anyway, we change and the club is pretty nice. Nice bar, open playroom on one side, separate playrooms on another end of the facility. Really, it is nicer than any club in the US we've been to. We found ourselves discussing how a club like this in SoCal would be awesome. So, as far as format/layout, very nice club. Unfortunately, on this night, the male/female ratio was 8:1. About 40 swinging dicks in the club, and 5 women. Only 2 of which were attractive. Mrs. H being one. If you don't find her attractive, then change that number to 1. Anyway, it truly felt like a shark cage. You know, like Jacques Cousteau, great whites circling the cage. I mean, maybe if you stare at a woman long enough she'll change her mind and find you attractive. At least that was the tact a number of men were taking. Anyway, we didn't stay but for long enough to get our 2 mixed drinks each, almost equivalent to the cover. Basically got 4 drinks for our $50 cover. Actually better than what we get in the SoCal where it's cover +BYOB. Either way, venue was superior to anything in SoCal, but clientele on a Friday night, not our cup o' tea.
Now to the real review. Based off of friend's recommendation we went to Fun 4 Two.
Fun 4 Two: Holy Fucking Shit! If there is a club that is similar to this anywhere else, please let us know. So, this place is about 50 min outside of Amsterdam. You would be smart to get a hotel closer to the club for the night. We booked a hotel in Rotterdam which ended up being a mistake, but not so much. Explanation later. So we take the uber to F42 on Saturday night. We get there and the place is lit up with rainbow colors and the like. Uber driver asks us what type of club this is and we sheepishly say it's a lifestyle club. Don't think he understood what lifestyle meant so we're good.
Anyway, we find our way in, another new couple showed up at the same time. Cute girl, clean cut guy. Just a preview of the crowd. We get in and pay the 140 euro charge. Yep! Expensive AF, but hey, let's do this. Also, it's all inclusive. As many drinks as you want, and a buffet that's superior to most restaurant buffets in the States. We pay and are given our locker key and are informed of the requirement to be in lingerie/boxers by 1130. We arrived at 1030ish.
We decide to check the place out since we still have about an hour before lingerie time. We walk through a pair of western saloon style swinging doors (with penis cutouts) from upstairs. What lies within is freaking amazing! Room after room. Pitch black rooms, voyeur viewing rooms, restraint rooms, glory hole rooms, jacuzzi, sauna, just overload. About 30 rooms in all and decorative. Not the blah room with a bed behind some non-descript door. Each room had some sort of theme. Truly a swinger Disneyland, with the production value expected from Disney imagineers . The room we stayed in most of the night was the attic, the orgy room, where there was constantly 20-30 people getting down in a dimly lit space where you can't stand up. Bodies, hands, touching, unreal! Tap on the shoulder, and switch. It's very hard to explain unless you've experienced it. The place was packed. About 300 people and it was a normal Saturday night! More than 75% hot clientele. Legitimately! Also, the people are not there to dilly dally. Play is on the menu, and play is ordered!”
“This is a helpful review for those traveling to Holland/Netherlands. We went to 2 lifestyle clubs during our stay in Amsterdam. We'll cover both here.
Club Paradise (North Amsterdam): just a 15 min uber ride from our hotel, we went to this club on a Friday night. Unless you are looking for a gang bang, this place is not for you. If you are, this is a great place for that on a Friday night. We arrived around 1030 PM and paid the 50 Euros entry. They gave us the key to the locker and we went to change. Dress code is lingerie for women, boxer type underwear for men. We changed and we were interrupted about half a dozen times while the Mrs. changed. Considering she's a knockout, not surprising. Anyway, we change and the club is pretty nice. Nice bar, open playroom on one side, separate playrooms on another end of the facility. Really, it is nicer than any club in the US we've been to. We found ourselves discussing how a club like this in SoCal would be awesome. So, as far as format/layout, very nice club. Unfortunately, on this night, the male/female ratio was 8:1. About 40 swinging dicks in the club, and 5 women. Only 2 of which were attractive. Mrs. H being one. If you don't find her attractive, then change that number to 1. Anyway, it truly felt like a shark cage. You know, like Jacques Cousteau, great whites circling the cage. I mean, maybe if you stare at a woman long enough she'll change her mind and find you attractive. At least that was the tact a number of men were taking. Anyway, we didn't stay but for long enough to get our 2 mixed drinks each, almost equivalent to the cover. Basically got 4 drinks for our $50 cover. Actually better than what we get in the SoCal where it's cover +BYOB. Either way, venue was superior to anything in SoCal, but clientele on a Friday night, not our cup o' tea.
Now to the real review. Based off of friend's recommendation we went to Fun 4 Two.
Fun 4 Two: Holy Fucking Shit! If there is a club that is similar to this anywhere else, please let us know. So, this place is about 50 min outside of Amsterdam. You would be smart to get a hotel closer to the club for the night. We booked a hotel in Rotterdam which ended up being a mistake, but not so much. Explanation later. So we take the uber to F42 on Saturday night. We get there and the place is lit up with rainbow colors and the like. Uber driver asks us what type of club this is and we sheepishly say it's a lifestyle club. Don't think he understood what lifestyle meant so we're good.
Anyway, we find our way in, another new couple showed up at the same time. Cute girl, clean cut guy. Just a preview of the crowd. We get in and pay the 140 euro charge. Yep! Expensive AF, but hey, let's do this. Also, it's all inclusive. As many drinks as you want, and a buffet that's superior to most restaurant buffets in the States. We pay and are given our locker key and are informed of the requirement to be in lingerie/boxers by 1130. We arrived at 1030ish.
We decide to check the place out since we still have about an hour before lingerie time. We walk through a pair of western saloon style swinging doors (with penis cutouts) from upstairs. What lies within is freaking amazing! Room after room. Pitch black rooms, voyeur viewing rooms, restraint rooms, glory hole rooms, jacuzzi, sauna, just overload. About 30 rooms in all and decorative. Not the blah room with a bed behind some non-descript door. Each room had some sort of theme. Truly a swinger Disneyland, with the production value expected from Disney imagineers . The room we stayed in most of the night was the attic, the orgy room, where there was constantly 20-30 people getting down in a dimly lit space where you can't stand up. Bodies, hands, touching, unreal! Tap on the shoulder, and switch. It's very hard to explain unless you've experienced it. The place was packed. About 300 people and it was a normal Saturday night! More than 75% hot clientele. Legitimately! Also, the people are not there to dilly dally. Play is on the menu, and play is ordered!”
Thanks for the review SmartFlirts! Sounds like it might be worth a night
We've been to Amsterdam numerous times over the last 10 years, we have a layover in September so we get to hang out downtown again!
The Casa Rosso Live Sex show is fun - and the Banana Bar gets you a bit closer to the action, if you like eating bananas....You can say you have done both, again it's fun and a memory!
The Red Light District is definitely better at night, during the day the girls are a bit less eye candy, but at night, especially during the summer and weekends there are some absolute stunners - They are highly cracking down on people snapping pictures, so if you don;t want your camera or cell phone tossed into a canal, be careful. There's a place called the Jolly Joker that's fun for a "smoke" or if you like muffins the hash or pot muffins are yummy!
The DoubleTree SkyLounge righth next to Central Station overlooks the city, it's definitely worth the price of a drink!
Hope this helps - happy to answer more questions if you want!
The Casa Rosso Live Sex show is fun - and the Banana Bar gets you a bit closer to the action, if you like eating bananas....You can say you have done both, again it's fun and a memory!
The Red Light District is definitely better at night, during the day the girls are a bit less eye candy, but at night, especially during the summer and weekends there are some absolute stunners - They are highly cracking down on people snapping pictures, so if you don;t want your camera or cell phone tossed into a canal, be careful. There's a place called the Jolly Joker that's fun for a "smoke" or if you like muffins the hash or pot muffins are yummy!
The DoubleTree SkyLounge righth next to Central Station overlooks the city, it's definitely worth the price of a drink!
Hope this helps - happy to answer more questions if you want!
Thanks BNBON, it's going to be a great trip!
If you are looking for coffeeshops, there are many, and not all are touristy. Coffeeshopdirect.com can help you