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I just saw that Craigslist personals have been shutdown/removed. I am wondering what the affect will be on sites like this (being flooded with SWM) or if another side (e.g. AFF) will shutdown or see a surge.
It's a PLOT! Big Swinging has lobbied our lawmakers to take down CL personals so they can charge whatever they want just so poor swingers can get laid. They can HAVE my swinging when they pry my cold dead cock...er...uh...nevermind.
EVILDOERS wrote:

It's a PLOT! Big Swinging has lobbied our lawmakers to take down CL personals so they can charge whatever they want just so poor swingers can get laid. They can HAVE my swinging when they pry my cold dead cock...er...uh...nevermind.


Damned dick control lobby. If you try and take free booty calls away from single men, then only single men will post free booty calls. Wait, does that make sense?
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DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:

EVILDOERS wrote:

It's a PLOT! Big Swinging has lobbied our lawmakers to take down CL personals so they can charge whatever they want just so poor swingers can get laid. They can HAVE my swinging when they pry my cold dead cock...er...uh...nevermind.


Damned dick control lobby. If you try and take free booty calls away from single men, then only single men will post free booty calls. Wait, does that make sense?


Dick control means TWO hands on my cock when it fires!
Anybody know which state agency I need to pay to get my Concealed Carry Permit for my dick? (I know there won't be a class required, Utah is such a "no sex ed" state...)

Are dicks over a certain size considered an "Assault Style Dick" and have they been banned yet?

Inquiring minds want to know.....
STOPHER29 wrote:

Anybody know which state agency I need to pay to get my Concealed Carry Permit for my dick? (I know there won't be a class required, Utah is such a "no sex ed" state...)

Are dicks over a certain size considered an "Assault Style Dick" and have they been banned yet?

Inquiring minds want to know.....


ALL dicks in Utah are REQUIRED to be concealed...preferably concealed inside garments. Not sure about the size issue. Personally, I think high capacity magazines (balls able to shoot massive amounts of sperm and impregnate multiple sister wives) should be controlled. There are already too many people in the world and in the fucking HOV lane on I-15. Hopefully we can get legislation to ban Bump-Dicks that can potentially turn a regular dick into a rapid-fire one.

Ms. Evil's high school boyfriend had a rapid-fire dick but it was a single-shot and took quite a while to reload. She wasn't real happy about that though, and was quite surprised and pleased by how long it took the first time she "shot" my dick. She thought all dicks had a hair trigger and wondered how in the world women could ever be expected to orgasm at all without, like, 15 minutes hooked up to a Hitachi Wand beforehand.
OK all of these comments are cracking me up. I just hope they don't pass any laws on fully semi automatic assault-cocks.
How are we gonna find the dirty nasty Motel 6 parties? 😂😂😂 Ewwwww!
It seems like CL was the only way a SWM could get laid. All sites like these have people advertising they are open to single males, but that's bullshit, they really aren't looking for a single male at all. It make ya wonder if there are any genuine people out there
My assault cock is equipped with a bump stock. :-)
MAVENX wrote:

My assault cock is equipped with a bump stock. :-)


Please see my comments above about the perils and pitfalls of rapid-fire cocks!
EVILDOERS wrote:

MAVENX wrote:

My assault cock is equipped with a bump stock. :-)


Please see my comments above about the perils and pitfalls of rapid-fire cocks!




And Ms. Evil says the term "assault cock" sounds just a little too rapey even for a swing site.
HARLEY-RON wrote:

It seems like CL was the only way a SWM could get laid. All sites like these have people advertising they are open to single males, but that's bullshit, they really aren't looking for a single male at all. It make ya wonder if there are any genuine people out there


That's just in Illinois. Here in Utah we are all silly about single men. Most single guys, respond to a request for a booty call by first, seeing if they can pencil you into their calendar, and second determining how much recovery time they will need between your request and their last encounter. Single guys get paid an incentive fee to attend all the lifestyle events. It's just Illinois.
Oh really? I don't need incentive pay, drop me a line. ;)
There is at least one other site similar to Craigslist in the area...I'll check later to see if that site has been shut down as well ~
AROUSINGTIMES wrote:

There is at least one other site similar to Craigslist in the area...I'll check later to see if that site has been shut down as well ~


I don't think dumpsterdivinghookups.com is still a legit website. Pretty sure some Big Pharma interests bought the site and are, like, using it to sell black-market antibiotics to people who developed some serious sores and rashes. But it sure was good during it's heyday. You could almost ALWAYS get a nasty (and I mean nasty in EVERY sense of the word!) bootycall hookup out of it. *sigh...nostalgia*
That will be the end of craigslist does any one use it for anything else?
Not many other sites are being used. Backpage has personals, a lot of them, but not sure of the Utah market. I built a site awhile back and never used it. Sitting idle but working. Happy to take on the feds and lawyer up but really no way to get my site out there and advertised. Would take huge money. Needs a little updating but you are welcome to use it. Need4more.com.