Let's see em women and men
[rolls eyes]
The internet is full of porn dude.
The internet is full of porn dude.
Exactly Evil LOL
EVERYONE! SINGLE MALE... DROP YOUR PANTIES!!!
😂😂😂💋💦 Not!
Enjoy
You can not be serious.if so I know why you are single
JUSTBEGINING57 wrote:
You can not be serious.if so I know why you are single
Fuck you, JUSTBEGINNING. Cut the guy some slack. Maybe there isn't much else to do in Kansas besides masturbate. Ever thought of that?!!?
Well I guess you are right I’ve been to kanas not much but sheep my apologies
JUSTBEGINING57 wrote:
Well I guess you are right I’ve been to kanas not much but sheep my apologies
You've been there? Willingly?!!? Oh man, I'm so sorry that must have been so...hey, wait a minute, you said you've been to "kanas". That's not even the same place. I'm pretty sure "kanas" is, like, a suburb of Kamas and they have LOTS of sheep there. In fact I've heard their sheep are particularly handsome and sexy. Way to go. You almost had me there.
I LOVED this guy ^^^^ in Game of Thrones.
Nothing to do but masturbate, wow
I don't think so have fun with your self
Hmmmmm I wonder what the next post will be lol
Perhaps we need to remember that those of us who have lived in Utah for much of our lives, and or have had some experience with the prevalent theocracy in this state, may have had a middle aged to older man, ask us about masturbation, and maybe even shame us for masturbating. It was probably kind of creepy. Perhaps, anytime any middle aged to older man, ask us anything about the subject, maybe we get extra creeped out. Maybe in Kansas masturbation actually carries with it some level of social reward. People at the bar throwing darts and talking about their technique. Maybe getting a few pointers. Maybe we suck at masturbating here in the beehive state. Poor guy had no idea who his audience was.
"Maybe we suck at masturbating here in the beehive state."
You're getting two very different sex acts confused. Although I once had a little southern belle from Mississippi, in her cute southern accent, ask my wife if she gave right or left handed blowjobs. We were confused but when she went down on me later her "technique" was to hold my cock, jerking it rather vigorously, and occasionally licking the tip. My wife and I've had a good laugh about that ever since.
P-Day on my mission.
You're getting two very different sex acts confused. Although I once had a little southern belle from Mississippi, in her cute southern accent, ask my wife if she gave right or left handed blowjobs. We were confused but when she went down on me later her "technique" was to hold my cock, jerking it rather vigorously, and occasionally licking the tip. My wife and I've had a good laugh about that ever since.
P-Day on my mission.
I'm speechless
EVILDOERS wrote:
"Maybe we suck at masturbating here in the beehive state."
You're getting two very different sex acts confused. Although I once had a little southern belle from Mississippi, in her cute southern accent, ask my wife if she gave right or left handed blowjobs. We were confused but when she went down on me later her "technique" was to hold my cock, jerking it rather vigorously, and occasionally licking the tip. My wife and I've had a good laugh about that ever since.
P-Day on my mission.
This proves that you should never, ever shake hands with those dudes with the name tags. At least not without a Clorox wipe handy.
rude3050 wrote:
I'm speechless
Stick around and you'll see, it only gets stranger!
Is masturbating wrong ?
rude3050 wrote:
Is masturbating wrong ?
Not in our opinion. Utah has a long standing history with Mormonism. The Mormon church is headquartered here in Utah. Much of this websites membership live in Utah. We are a bit more vocal within the site, because it is frankly the most popular swing site in Utah. Quite a few of the swingers here come from Mormon families and even those who don't, but that have lived in Utah a long time are familiar with Mormon culture. It would be like living in Vatican City and not being a catholic. You would still be aware of and living among a lot of Catholics. The Mormon church, for a time was, and I don't know maybe still is, very anti masturbation. So the subject, once mentioned here in Utah, brings out a few inside jokes and such. Masturbation is a loaded subject. That's a play on words. Loaded, masturbating, load, loaded.
Whereas you are from a different part of our great nation, all of this is probably a bit odd. We are not sure if being a single male is stigmatized more or less within the Utah swing community, than it might be in Kansas, but it is a point of aggravation for some within our community. If you were an attractive single woman asking other women to display pictures of themselves masturbating, your thread would have been received a bit differently.
Thank you
My wife and I found the "loop hole" in the "no masturbation" rule: She holds her hand in a circle and I move it up and down my cock, that way she is not giving me a hand job, and I'm not masturbating!
Good idea.
What should we talk about today
How are you doing today
STOPHER29 wrote:
My wife and I found the "loop hole" in the "no masturbation" rule: She holds her hand in a circle and I move it up and down my cock, that way she is not giving me a hand job, and I'm not masturbating!
It's ALL about semantics! We do the same thing only with Ms. Evil's mouth. And when our Bish used to ask if we did naughty stuff (He really seemed to get off on asking us, btw.) we would vehemently deny it because we used different terms than he did. Who knew oral sex was the same thing as a hot, sloppy blowjob? And we never imagined that anal sex was anything close to what we call it, "getting to fifth base" or "travelling the Hershey Highway". His loss.
