I have a weird fantasy that involved a king cock squirting dildo. Long story short, I haven't been able to find any females or couples to explore this fantasy with. I am going to get rid of the dildo. It's brand new. If you are interested message me privately. I believe it's 7.5" and pretty thick. I've had a few people ask about this. I'm just giving it away for free.
Do we have to listen to an hour and half seminar first while you try to get us to buy timeshare to get the free dildo? If so, I'm in!!!
HA HA HA! It's only an hour seminar. You then have to tell all your friends and family about the free dildo hour long seminar and it's all yours.
Family and friend referrals!?!?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. 😀😁😂😄😅
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. 😀😁😂😄😅
I'm sure you know this but that was a joke. There isn't a seminar or referrals. Just a dildo to give to someone 
ASocialCouple wrote:
Family and friend referrals!?!?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. 😀😁😂😄😅
LOOK MOM!!! NO HANDS
I'm curious....does it have coarse garden hose threads....?
Dude, there is s great bookstore with glory-holes in Redlands CA. You should hang onto it, in case you're ever out that way.
Omg, fucking Redlands.