...YOUR Halloween orgy?
Five Ways...Orgy
1) Scream so loud, gettin' fuckin' laid...
2) I definitely should have gone with the Anastasia Steele costume instead of the Hillary Clinton Dominatrix outfit.
3) It was AWWWWESOME! Can't even begin to count all the STD's I was probably exposed to!
4) I went to a vanilla Halloween party and all I got was a rock.
5) It was a total sausage fest. I think all the hot chicks, like, went to see Tyler Perry's Boo 2! A Madea Halloween.
6) Whoever it was that penetrated me anally while I was going down on that sexy schoolgirl had better watch out next year. Turnabout is fair play.
7) The funny thing was that my GPS messed up and I was supposed to end up at my ward's 'trunk or treat'. It was still pretty fun though. Those two hot guys in the missionary costumes totally DP'd me.
8) Next year I'm totally bringing Viagra instead of mini Snickers bars.
Five Ways...Orgy
1) Scream so loud, gettin' fuckin' laid...
2) I definitely should have gone with the Anastasia Steele costume instead of the Hillary Clinton Dominatrix outfit.
3) It was AWWWWESOME! Can't even begin to count all the STD's I was probably exposed to!
4) I went to a vanilla Halloween party and all I got was a rock.
5) It was a total sausage fest. I think all the hot chicks, like, went to see Tyler Perry's Boo 2! A Madea Halloween.
6) Whoever it was that penetrated me anally while I was going down on that sexy schoolgirl had better watch out next year. Turnabout is fair play.
7) The funny thing was that my GPS messed up and I was supposed to end up at my ward's 'trunk or treat'. It was still pretty fun though. Those two hot guys in the missionary costumes totally DP'd me.
8) Next year I'm totally bringing Viagra instead of mini Snickers bars.
Very strange ... but I wore the Hillary Clinton dominatrix costume .... at a vanilla Halloween party.... and was penetrated anally by THE Rock himself after screaming trunk or treat! It’s probably my own fault for being distracted by that sexy school girl all night 😋. But there will be paybacks damnit!
We had a FMF in a corn maze with someone in an Anastasia Steele costume. Mrs. Deliciouslywet and Anastasia forgot me and I was left in the corn maze all night until the police found me and took me to swinger protective services.
I can't decide if I like duetting's story or DELICIOUS'. I'm gonna go with DELICIOUS because it's more believable. You jumped the shark when you said The Rock penetrated you, duetting.
Damnit! I didn’t realize it was a story competition. Would have it been more believable if I had said that I saw Tyler Perry’s boobs while trunk or treating ?
duetting22 wrote:
Damnit! I didn’t realize it was a story competition. Would have it been more believable if I had said that I saw Tyler Perry’s boobs while trunk or treating ?
Marginally. How would you feel about maybe saying that you saw Scott Baio in a shiny spandex red, white, and blue banana hammock that said MAGA on it?
Wait what? Scott Baio was one of the options ?
We choose #9
Saw Scott Baio in shiny patriotic spandex, and he kept bending over and saying “feel how smooth this banana hammock feels!”
We choose #9
Saw Scott Baio in shiny patriotic spandex, and he kept bending over and saying “feel how smooth this banana hammock feels!”
duetting22 wrote:
Wait what? Scott Baio was one of the options ?
We choose #9
Saw Scott Baio in shiny patriotic spandex, and he kept bending over and saying “feel how smooth this banana hammock feels!”
Not Scott Baio, and not a banana hammock (thank GOD!) but I hope this does it for you duetting.
Ah yes! What sweet sweet.... awkward memories ...