...to benefit the victims of the horrific Bowling Green Massacre.
If you'd like to volunteer your body to be fucked over and over again by anyone who pledges money to this worthy cause please send us a picture of your hoo haw and a rough estimate of how many guys you've fucked in a single session.
There will be refreshments and you'll receive a nice commemorative t-shirt (that you can use to wipe off all the spooge) as a thank-you for donating your time and body
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Men, there will be a minimum 500 dollars per nut donation if you wish to participate. 5000 dollars per nut for single males (sorry, but we're not above blatant exploitation to help those who miraculously survived and were maimed in the worst terror attack to ever hit West Central Kentucky).
Additionally, we will have a phone-in sex hotline for your donations. Ms. Evil with talk dirty to you for 3 minutes (or, alternatively, mock you mercilessly...if you're into that kind of thing) for a donation of 75 dollars.
Oh, and it will be on Valentine's Day because we really couldn't think of anything more romantic to do.
THE (accept no substitutes) Evildoers
If you'd like to volunteer your body to be fucked over and over again by anyone who pledges money to this worthy cause please send us a picture of your hoo haw and a rough estimate of how many guys you've fucked in a single session.
There will be refreshments and you'll receive a nice commemorative t-shirt (that you can use to wipe off all the spooge) as a thank-you for donating your time and body
.
Men, there will be a minimum 500 dollars per nut donation if you wish to participate. 5000 dollars per nut for single males (sorry, but we're not above blatant exploitation to help those who miraculously survived and were maimed in the worst terror attack to ever hit West Central Kentucky).
Additionally, we will have a phone-in sex hotline for your donations. Ms. Evil with talk dirty to you for 3 minutes (or, alternatively, mock you mercilessly...if you're into that kind of thing) for a donation of 75 dollars.
Oh, and it will be on Valentine's Day because we really couldn't think of anything more romantic to do.
THE (accept no substitutes) Evildoers