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Somebody on a message board today told me I was going to hell because I'm a swinger and this song popped into my head. Enjoy!

(Oh, and still can't embed videos on Swingular, for some reason, so you'll have to click on the link.)




Hand Of The Almighty
Fuck, now it won't let me post a link because it's a video URL?!!?



I think you missed this one, Evildoer:
Blow Me in the Car


LILMISSRIDINGHOOD wrote:

I think you missed this one, Evildoer:
Blow Me in the Car

[video]


Oh, I have that one too but I like "God Is Gonna Fuck You Up", more. Cuz that's what He's gonna do to all you nasty swingers!
I get ya. But I'd rather think about the Blow Job in the Car, today, than God Fucking me up. Unless this song means God will fuck me up in heaven and in a good and rather sensual manner. And maybe make it a threesome with John the Baptist or Jesus or someone like that. I'm totally down with that. Talk about a Mind-Blowing Orgasm. And if he could throw in a little Mary Magdelene action, I'm all over that God will Fuck me Up message.
http://www.priory-fine-art.co.uk/PrioryFineArts/media/art/Simone-Cantarini-(1612%E2%80%931647)-Main.JPG?width=798&height=944&ext=.jpg
Depending on WHICH God you believe in, a heavenly orgy could include 72 virgins or thousands if not millions of heavenly sister wives. Personally, we're Pastafarians and said orgy would entail a visit to the beer volcano (hopefully on amber ale day) and the stripper factory...where, I assume, one can pick out a custom built stripper to have heavenly intercourse with.

http://bos.so/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Naked_girls_with_angel_wings.jpg
Just watched it for the second time its still cracking me up! 😂 thank you evil.
Glad you liked it. Okay who managed to get the video to embed and how can I do that on my Commodore 64?

Or is there a little lag on the site and it takes 24 hours or so for the code to catch up?
Test



It worked! Praise Jesus! I can, at least for the moment, embed videos (I promise to keep the ones about goat fucking and ads for MLM companies to a minimum).

http://favoritememes.com/_nw/41/92907755.jpg
Not a song but, what can I say? I'm DRUNK with mad power! Videos for EVERYONE!

[video]http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f23cb221b4/hande[/video]

Knew it was too good to last...sigh...