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I have come across a fully functional, yet only staffed by maintenance personnel that could be available for rent.

It has needs for over 600. Say rent it for a weekend, The whole prison is available.
Is it local
Wow, that sounds REALLY tempting!

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That actually sounds pretty fun strangely LOL
Sounds interesting. If it's local we will probably go.
That sounds fun--love to come and play
It is in KY. Owned by corrections corporation of America. Lost both Ky state and Hawaii department of corrections contracts. It now sits empty.
well thats not local
Kentucky?!!? Fuck that. How about a polygamy party? We all recruit some hot (okay, passable) unicorns and pretend we're the patriarchs of a harem or ever younger, hotter, chicks and THEN...(drum roll, please) we SWAP plural wives! How fucking hot would that be?!!? And if you really want to incorporate the whole prison theme it would dovetail very neatly with the polygamy theme.

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Sorry, but pay for play prisons totally fucking rub me the wrong way. I mean, what incentive do they have to rehabilitate criminals vs. keeping them locked up as long as possible? Gotta keep the shareholders happy! But, by all means, turn them into 'for profit' swinger's destinations. Would it be all inclusive...i.e. full cavity searches at no extra cost? On the plus side, I think there is 24/7 Greyhound service to that prison.