...boner-killing (man OR lady boner) thing that a play partner has said while you were in the throes of ecstasy?
For me, I think, it was probably when a play partner, just as we were starting to fuck really hard, yelled, "Make me your whore!", over and over again. On top of it being very distracting and more than a little bit funny (to me, anyway), it actually made me start to visualize taking her down to the hotel bar and, like, making her turn a few tricks.
I finally pulled out, and in the sexiest voice I could muster, told her to make herself cum for me. I was losing my boner anyway and didn't think I'd be able to keep from laughing any longer.
For me, I think, it was probably when a play partner, just as we were starting to fuck really hard, yelled, "Make me your whore!", over and over again. On top of it being very distracting and more than a little bit funny (to me, anyway), it actually made me start to visualize taking her down to the hotel bar and, like, making her turn a few tricks.
I finally pulled out, and in the sexiest voice I could muster, told her to make herself cum for me. I was losing my boner anyway and didn't think I'd be able to keep from laughing any longer.
He called me "mommy"
VIRANI wrote:
He called me "mommy"
Guess that's better than him calling you "daddy". But yeah, you win. That's way worse than "make me your whore".
Ok I laughed so hard at both your stories and I snorted I know very attractive right. But at least I didnt snort while having someone call me mommy or make me your whore. Both are pretty damn funny. And wtf moment.
She called me 'Daddy' and continued to talk in a baby voice while we fucked. Complete with replacing R's in words, with W's. Begging me to make her 'cWeam'.
I. Shit. You. Not.
I. Shit. You. Not.
Did you just wove that dawkhowsie? Did you wide her hawd? Haha haha funny shit!!!
👆🏼totally read that in Elmer Fudds voice lmao