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...convince a girl to give you a blowjob?

Girl Demands Essay for Blowjob

1) Yeah, it usually takes an essay.

2) Puppydog eyes. Works every time.

3) Convince?!!? I have to convince her NOT to blow me 24/7. I mean I have to work and sleep and stuff. She'd never stop if I'd let her.

4) Jewelry works pretty well.

5) Hardcore begging and groveling.

6) Simple. I just start talking about what an amazing cocksucker my ex was.

7) I promise to clean out the garage or basement.

8) I ORDER her to do it! She's my bitch and she'd better love, honor, and obey.

9) I threaten to go totally bi when I get old. She wouldn't like the competition.

10) I'm lucky to get a quick kiss on the tip on Steak and Blowjob Day.

11) Tell her my jizz tastes like fine Belgian chocolate.

12) Threaten to do myself bodily harm if she doesn't.
13.) Go down on her first, and do it with enthusiasm and skill!
I agree with Delicious. Make sure she get her motor running and then watch out.
Yeah but the OBVIOUS answer isn't as funny.
it goes in the attic or in the back door you choice baby
it goes in the attic or in the back door you choice baby
RM_KING_MOUSE wrote:

it goes in the attic or in the back door you choice baby


Smooth talker! Yeah, not sure that falls into the category of "convince". Sounds a tad...okay, sounds a LOT too rapey.
13 is HARD to beat ! lol