Maybe it's because not enough people would understand what you meant if you said...."She is so beautiful, that woman is really giving me a penile tumescence!" It really just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Evil, is it true you get a woody every time Sally Fields says Boniva?
Evil, is it true you get a woody every time Sally Fields says Boniva?
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:
Maybe it's because not enough people would understand what you meant if you said...."She is so beautiful, that woman is really giving me a penile tumescence!" It really just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Evil, is it true you get a woody every time Sally Fields says Boniva?
Had to Google Sally AND Boniva. Not exactly sure what elderly actresses and osteoporosis drugs have to do with penile anatomy but, hey, whatever makes yer pink bits tingle.
EVILDOERS wrote:DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:
Maybe it's because not enough people would understand what you meant if you said...."She is so beautiful, that woman is really giving me a penile tumescence!" It really just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Evil, is it true you get a woody every time Sally Fields says Boniva?
Had to Google Sally AND Boniva. Not exactly sure what elderly actresses and osteoporosis drugs have to do with penile anatomy but, hey, whatever makes yer pink bits tingle.
I guess you really can't believe all the fake news tweets about liberals coming from the alt right. I thought your picture and Sally's looked like a cut and paste, so I should have been suspicious. Next time I won't be so gullible.
Yeah, there's a resemblance there but I'm still cuter than she is.
And I can fly better...thanks to the stabilizing effect of my ginormous schlong (think long fleshy kite tail).
And I can fly better...thanks to the stabilizing effect of my ginormous schlong (think long fleshy kite tail).
But you never said Mrs. Gump was a MILF?