As an homage to the thread not too long ago about 50 Shades of Grey...
Honest Trailers 50 Shades of Grey
Honest Trailers 50 Shades of Grey
Here is an excellent commercial from England about balls. Which will never be allowed to air here.
Http://adsoftheworld.Com/media/TV/mcac_rhian_touches_herself
Http://adsoftheworld.Com/media/TV/mcac_rhian_touches_herself
Have you heard Ronnie McDowells song "Older Women"? Here is my version:
Older Couples
(Chorus) Older couples are beautiful swingers. I say, older swingers they know the way. I
Older Couples
(Chorus) Older couples are beautiful swingers. I say, older swingers they know the way. I
Just saw this one...funny
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,
What's the only way to find a 14 year virgin in Kentucky? Find a girl that can run faster than her brothers..
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Necrophagia? You are one sick little fuck. No soup...er chili for you!
...You know you like me don't ya!.............
Toned it down?!!? What did they do in the original joke? Dip their hands in the ashes and anally fist each other?
And we call ourselves....The Aristocrats!
And we call ourselves....The Aristocrats!
Aw what the fuck. While I'm here...
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oh boy...
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:
What were the girls doing, Evil? Is this an obscure reference?
If you have to ask....
Those bastards!
You don't the Starbucks coffee cup controversy or you don't understand the two girls, one cup reference?
EVILDOERS wrote:
You don't the Starbucks coffee cup controversy or you don't understand the two girls, one cup reference?
Not everyone is as familiar with pornography as you are.
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
[quote=ILLUSTRATOR]What were the girls doing, Evil? Is this an obscure reference?
If you have to ask....
Seriously. I don't know the controversy. Email? [/quote]
You probably don't want to google it, at least I wouldn't recommend it. You can watch this video instead and learn everything you would need to know about 2 girls, 1 cup.
Amy Schumer audition
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
You don't the Starbucks coffee cup controversy or you don't understand the two girls, one cup reference?
Not everyone is as familiar with pornography as you are.
I think that particular scenario falls far beyond what most (myself included) would consider pornography. Personally I've never seen the video that the meme is based on and never WANT to see it. Nevertheless it's become somewhat of a TRUE urban legend and deservedly made fun of. And I may be alone here but I think it's particularly funny in light of some people having a shit fit over religious symbols on coffee cups, or lack thereof.
See, now you can see the humor in my little meme. 
Get it? Cup? Crap? Yeah....
Get it? Cup? Crap? Yeah....
Okee dokee, guess I'd better not post anything referring to "The Aristocrats!", then. 
Now, how do you unsee that
KARENANRON wrote:
Now, how do you unsee that
Trust me, it's gotta be WAY better than 'Two Girls, One Cup.".
Besides, it's only really sick and gross if you know The Aristocrats joke.
I'll save you the trouble and tell you that "The Aristocrats" is a sort of joke/meme that has been around for many years and told by comedians usually after hours at comedy clubs, etc. The premise is a family who goes to a talent agent's office and proceeds to perform their act (which involves varying degrees of disgusting things) for the agent. When they've finished the shocked agent asks them what they call their act and they say, "The Aristocrats". It's been an inside joke among comedians for many years with each one trying to out do and shock the other comics by making the joke more and more disgusting each time it's told.
There is actually a documentary about this called "The Aristocrats" (I know, go figure) and it talks about the history of the 'joke' and delves into the different ways it has been told over the years and by whom. Many comedians are interviewed and tell their version. If you can get past the visual imagery it's an interesting and very funny movie, especially when a comedian called "Billy The Mime" actually pantomimes the entire joke without actually saying anything. Not a movie for the easily offended but we've shown it to a number of swinger friends who, for the most part, thought it was hilarious. I guess having the mindset of actually enjoying watching your spouse being fucked by a virtual stranger gives you a little bit of a different perspective on what may or may not be 'decent' (and funny) judged by vanilla vs. swinger standards. ymmv
There is actually a documentary about this called "The Aristocrats" (I know, go figure) and it talks about the history of the 'joke' and delves into the different ways it has been told over the years and by whom. Many comedians are interviewed and tell their version. If you can get past the visual imagery it's an interesting and very funny movie, especially when a comedian called "Billy The Mime" actually pantomimes the entire joke without actually saying anything. Not a movie for the easily offended but we've shown it to a number of swinger friends who, for the most part, thought it was hilarious. I guess having the mindset of actually enjoying watching your spouse being fucked by a virtual stranger gives you a little bit of a different perspective on what may or may not be 'decent' (and funny) judged by vanilla vs. swinger standards. ymmv
We could start you out easy with "You might be a redneck if..." or "Git 'er done".
Or maybe some good knock, knock jokes....
Or maybe some good knock, knock jokes....
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:
We could start you out easy with "You might be a redneck if..." or "Git 'er done".
Or maybe some good knock, knock jokes....
Better than eating crap in a cup.
You take that back! Starbucks is totally passable for overpriced mediocre coffee.
TGIF.....That THING looks like my boss!!
How is that even remotely ok????
South Park Shake Weight
You any good at math?? Well solve this problem.. What does you +us =?? The best night of ur life..
my favorite commercial of all time. Shurlock
Misplaced advertisements
Those crazy Canadians....
Evil who knew Fromins lubricant could be so informative.
EVILDOERS wrote:Holy Lazarus post Evil!
[video]
That is some funny stuff. I think I will sent the introduction to swinging to all my vanilla friends
Utahldscouple wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:Holy Lazarus post Evil!
[video]
Yeah, I know, but there are a lot of noobs here who NEED to see that video so they'll learn how to become swingers the RIGHT way! "At swinger's parties it's a must to smoothly glide with every thrust. Use the lube that swingers trust and reach for Uncle Fromin's." The ONLY sex lube designed for three or more people!
Just fell off the couch laughing at Batman, Good one Evil!
EVILDOERS wrote:Where do you get the time and find all of these?
Yeah, I know, but there are a lot of noobs here who NEED to see that video so they'll learn how to become swingers the RIGHT way! "At swinger's parties it's a must to smoothly glide with every thrust. Use the lube that swingers trust and reach for Uncle Fromin's." The ONLY sex lube designed for three or more people!
Utahldscouple wrote:EVILDOERS wrote:Where do you get the time and find all of these?
Yeah, I know, but there are a lot of noobs here who NEED to see that video so they'll learn how to become swingers the RIGHT way! "At swinger's parties it's a must to smoothly glide with every thrust. Use the lube that swingers trust and reach for Uncle Fromin's." The ONLY sex lube designed for three or more people!
That particular video was made by a Colorado couple that, before they split, were on another swingsite that we're on. They actually produced a number of REALLY funny videos (most of which, sadly, aren't online anymore) and posted them on that website. As you might imagine he and I had similar personalities and talked at length a number of times online about all kinds of random funny stuff.
The Batman video was one I just stumbled on while surfing YouTube. Of course, I'm drawn to funny, facetious, and borderline offensive styles of comedy. We actually use humor (as you probably have guessed) as a tool to help us weed out couples that we wouldn't necessarily be compatible with. And it's actually for the OTHER couples' benefit because we are fairly likely (and Ms. Evil is guilty of this even more than I am-lol) to crack jokes in the middle of sex. We've had more than a few people over the years get quite upset with her/us for doing this.
But I'm ALWAYS looking for new, funny, stuff and that's why I started this thread, way back in the time of the dinosaurs, to find more new stuff because we LOVE to laugh!