Before I have to defend myself against the freedom of someone to have the right to believe in the
Are we talking about Charlie Brown's great pumpkin cause that's a great story and I won't have any bashing of the Charlie Brown god damnit!!
AWHOOTY wrote:
Are we talking about Charlie Brown's great pumpkin cause that's a great story and I won't have any bashing of the Charlie Brown god damnit!!
Your getting a little Snoopy about this aren't ya? Are you accusing me of throwing pumpkin goo/seeds on the all Mighty Charlie? Blastforme!
Oh Jesus Christ will you just kick the damn football
I would hope you weren't shitting on a classic you blockhead!
BLASPHEMY! It's the FLYING Spaghetti Monster not the great spaghetti monster. You are SO not gonna be able to drink from the beer volcano in heaven or visit the stripper factory. And you blasphemed on THE most holy FSM day, ITLAPD. For shame, sir. For shame!
Yaaarrrr
Ra-men.
Yaaarrrr
Ra-men.
Dear apostate,
You are going to hell. Additionally you will now live a cursed existence and all of your pasta will not only not turn out al dente but it will be soggy and stick together in big mushy clumps. Enjoy pasta purgatory and know that when TRUE pastafarians take over the government of this country (for so it has been foretold) we WILL come an confiscate all of your strainers.
ps- May all your meatballs be chewy and full of gristle and little bits of bone that get stuck in your teeth. Ra-men.
You are going to hell. Additionally you will now live a cursed existence and all of your pasta will not only not turn out al dente but it will be soggy and stick together in big mushy clumps. Enjoy pasta purgatory and know that when TRUE pastafarians take over the government of this country (for so it has been foretold) we WILL come an confiscate all of your strainers.
ps- May all your meatballs be chewy and full of gristle and little bits of bone that get stuck in your teeth. Ra-men.
Hum...this is turning out better than I thought it could. I hope you guys keep up your teachings. I may be converted and blabtized. Anything from Word of Wishin to give me guidance?