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So what is your definition of HOT
90% of the women I've met who THINK they're "HOT" - aren't.

90% of the "HOT" women I've met - don't know it.
Here is what my favoright place to search for words (URBAN DICTIONARY) had to say
HOT
I. One who is:

a. gorgeous
b. pretty
c. beautiful
d. cute
e. attractive

II. One who you would:

a. lick
b. suck
c. nibble
d. flirt with
e. have sexual relations with

III. One who makes you:

a. flip
b. crazy
c. nutty
d. pass out
e. drool
f. fantasize
g. (if girl) wet
h. (if guy) hard
i. masturbate
Also found this one on Urban Dictionary and it's more of a reflection of my hotness
hot
1. Something that is stolen.
2. A situation or place that is very suspicious and improper for the conducting of illegal business. ie. If the police are nearby or the neighbours would promptly call them if they saw anything 'suss' going down.
3. Used to describe a phone that you have been using to sell drug's and that you think might be tapped.
4. 'Red hot' - To describe any extreme of the above definition's.
CarriermanAndGeekGirl wrote:

90% of the women I've met who THINK they're "HOT" - aren't.

90% of the "HOT" women I've met - don't know it.


Truth have been spoken.. Most of the women that think they are hot aren't..

Sorry but that is the truth..
Where is the humor
Everyone has something they personally think they are hot about.
I have learned that "hot" is a frame of mind. A drop dead gorgeous Barbie doll who "looks hot", may be the coldest thing on earth. However, a woman who knows what to do with her lover, regardless of body size or shape, can be the hottest hottie on the planet.

Hot is in the head, not what's below the neck.

Hence, even I am a "Total Hottie"...
Its what you think is hot, some people like bbw, some like plump, some like small with no tittys, some like dds,then some like Pregnant women sexy its up to you what is hot to you.
What is not hot to you is hot for other guys or women, I like some meat on there bones, I like women over 45yrs that is sexy to me. so everyone is diffrent
A rapacious wit with a pretty face is hot to me. On either gender. Follow that up with a fit body, and we're in business. None of those things on their own will sell it for me.
hot is not just looks but how they act towards you, their personality. you say hi they say hi. you compliment them, they take a moment to acknowledge it. you say something stupid they call you on it respectfully. some of the hottest ladies out there actually try to give you pleasure even if for some reason they didn't reach their climax. they are out to make you feel like a king and it is very much appreciated. all in all it isn't just looks, personality counts to us more than a good looking body.
CarriermanAndGeekGirl wrote:

90% of the women I've met who THINK they're "HOT" - aren't.

90% of the "HOT" women I've met - don't know it.


Welcome to the real world
and the ones that are hot and know it ruin it by being so conceited
WELOVESWING wrote:

CarriermanAndGeekGirl wrote:

90% of the women I've met who THINK they're "HOT" - aren't.

90% of the "HOT" women I've met - don't know it.


Truth have been spoken.. Most of the women that think they are hot aren't..

Sorry but that is the truth..


It's BECAUSE they think they are hot, that they instantly become NOT!
A flame about 3 feet high burns my ass.
I've met many men who think there well endowed and are not... but the ones who really were didn't say a thing about it!
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Is this hot or what?
now thats really hot, guess which one
UTAHCOUPLE4PLAY wrote:

now thats really hot, guess which one
You Really Burn My Ass When You Create These Stupid Posts!!! Oh and The Car Wins Of Course... :)
Don't You Have Something Better To Do With Your Time? Like Me...
Seriously? Not ONE Preparation H joke/reference? My faith in humanity (and culture in Utah) is gone.
SHIT BUSTED, she can be a bitch at times but still fucking hot.
EVILDOERS wrote:

Seriously? Not ONE Preparation H joke/reference? My faith in humanity (and culture in Utah) is gone.
Still waiting for the hot flashes jokes.
Now this really burned her ass. No Big Red for him tonight.



Did you hear the one about the family from Maine, the dentist, the Mexican general and the traveling sales man?
http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/meh.ro6384.jpg
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:

Now this really burned her ass. No Big Red for him tonight.


[video]

Now that's funny and hot....although I am sure it was not funny for her.
A_LITTLE_MAGIC wrote:

UTAHCOUPLE4PLAY wrote:

now thats really hot, guess which one
You Really Burn My Ass When You Create These Stupid Posts!!! Oh and The Car Wins Of Course... :)
Don't You Have Something Better To Do With Your Time? Like Me...


No worries. I will cum do you instead. Lol.
WELOVESWING wrote:

CarriermanAndGeekGirl wrote:

90% of the women I've met who THINK they're "HOT" - aren't.

90% of the "HOT" women I've met - don't know it.


Truth have been spoken.. Most of the women that think they are hot aren't..

Sorry but that is the truth..


Absolutely! However I'm not sure its not closer to 95%, lol
URNEWSECRET wrote:

A_LITTLE_MAGIC wrote:

[quote=UTAHCOUPLE4PLAY]now thats really hot, guess which one
You Really Burn My Ass When You Create These Stupid Posts!!! Oh and The Car Wins Of Course... :)
Don't You Have Something Better To Do With Your Time? Like Me...
No worries. I will cum do you instead. Lol

. [/quote]Figures, she can get laid using my forum, guess she is hot and I am not. O well back to looking at hot cars I guess.
UTAHCOUPLE4PLAY wrote:

URNEWSECRET wrote:

[quote=A_LITTLE_MAGIC][quote=UTAHCOUPLE4PLAY]now thats really hot, guess which one
You Really Burn My Ass When You Create These Stupid Posts!!! Oh and The Car Wins Of Course... :)
Don't You Have Something Better To Do With Your Time? Like Me...
No worries. I will cum do you instead. Lol

UTAHCOUPLE4PLAY wrote:

Figures, she can get laid using my forum, guess she is hot and I am not. O well back to looking at hot cars I guess.


Baby You're My Valentine Tonight... You're So Sizzling Hot that I had to go in our room and take my clothes off. When you're ready I'll be wearing A Big Red Bow... C'mon in My Sexy Man..
I'm going to show you some Magic * xo ~ Good Night All ~ Mmwwaahh xo



Now this lady is hot.
Now this lady is hot.
UTAHCOUPLE4PLAY wrote:

now thats really hot, guess which one


Nothing better the a Hot Chick and Hot Car in one picture, not sure which one to droll over first, but I know which one I want to lick, lol
I find that the women I personally consider "HOT" tend usually to have more curves then the supermodel type. Of course I wouldn't turn a woman like that down, but it's the thicker girls that tend to turn my head a second (and maybe a third or fourth...etc) time. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder for a reason, and I truly feel there is someone for everyone. Just remember we're all individuals for a reason, and everyone has (and has the right to) their own opinion about what (or who) they're attracted to. Who am I to judge anybody, anyway?? Enjoy the ones that you want to enjoy...please be polite to others...and rest assured that there is someone out there for every one of us. Happy Swinging!!!
HONEYPOT_G wrote:

I find that the women I personally consider "HOT" tend usually to have more curves then the supermodel type.

Funny how you can have two women one a model and one with a few extra pounds standing next to each other clothed. You would think the model would be the hot one. But then have them take their clothes off and it could be a different story, it has for me.
Wonder what would happen if I never seen them and had them in a dark room, wonder who would be the hottest then. What you think is hot can change very quickly when the person inside the skin comes out.
What's HOT? A woman wearing a well worn pair of Levi's and a beautiful smile will catch my attention more times than not!
ADVENTRSNGHTYCPL wrote:

What's HOT? A woman wearing a well worn pair of Levi's and a beautiful smile will catch my attention more times than not!


You forgot the white T-shirt!!
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:

Did you hear the one about the family from Maine, the dentist, the Mexican general and the traveling sales man?
OK I missed this one and need to know the answer.
There was another thread active on the same day that said "Fuck you if you don't chew big red" It was a nod to the crazy shenanigans in that thread!


Super Heroes...
1958 MGA Roadster is whats Hot. Look at does curves, the ass and that mouth! Thats it I'm going to pock it with my stick!
HOTCPL34 wrote:

ORALLYBI4CPL wrote:

Is this hot or what?
Every chance you get you post your fag pics,go join a fag site!
I feel your comment was very inappropriate.
HOTCPL34 wrote:

ORALLYBI4CPL wrote:

Is this hot or what?
Every chance you get you post your fag pics,go join a fag site!
Nothing like showing complete intolerance in a lifestyle that is supposed to be tolerant. Please keep the hate mongering in private chat or emails, this comment was more inappropriate than midget porn :P
On another note, for this thread what you find hot and what others find hot are totally different. Were not into S&M or that thing where a chick ties a belt around your neck and tinkles on a balloon, doesn't mean some don't find it hot.
HOTCPL34 wrote:

ORALLYBI4CPL wrote:

Is this hot or what?
Every chance you get you post your fag pics,go join a fag site!


Wow talk about ignorant, stupidity and total disregard for the various lifestyle this site has. Your wife is Bisexual and you sure as hell don't see anyone saying : Every change you get to post your lesbian pic, go join a lesbian site!.......Nope! You know why ORALYBICPL?...Because my kink and other members kinks may not be for you but thats what makes us unique. Put to lower yourself by bashing someone on a forum because you don't agree on his/her lifestyle its completely uneducated/disrespectful!
I thought this was hot but it turns out the steel tip was freezing!
1
hot
UTAHCOUPLE4PLAY wrote:

hot


Yes that is!!!!
Rite Aid has some really good ointment for that. It's right next to the hemorrhoid cream. Works on things besides asses too.
HOTCPL34 wrote:

ORALLYBI4CPL wrote:

Is this hot or what?
Every chance you get you post your fag pics,go join a fag site!


Its a swingers site
Where all kinds are around theres no reason to Sit there and treat someone that way cause just think how Vanillas think of you...

Eww your swapping your spouses how could you

OMG you sleep with others it dont matter how you spin it your cheaters....

That thinking of yours is the same intolerance that is happening all around.
THETWOOUS wrote:

HOTCPL34 wrote:

[quote=ORALLYBI4CPL]Is this hot or what?
Every chance you get you post your fag pics,go join a fag site!
Not sure what you see is fag in this pic???? Looks like people having fun. And so what if they are? Still having fun.[/quote]

Let him rant. Makes it easier for us to keep track of the intolerant bigots so we don't inadvertently meet them.
EVILDOERS wrote:

THETWOOUS wrote:

[quote=HOTCPL34][quote=ORALLYBI4CPL]Is this hot or what?
Every chance you get you post your fag pics,go join a fag site!
Not sure what you see is fag in this pic???? Looks like people having fun. And so what if they are? Still having fun.[/quote]

Let him rant. Makes it easier for us to keep track of the intolerant bigots so we don't inadvertently meet them. [/quote]

We agree.
how about your wife?
hot is in the eye of the beholder!! if you be holding her she is hot !!!!!
Not your mother's lubricant ...
ENLIGHTENED wrote:

Not your mother's lubricant ...


Now that's really hot!!!
UPLIFTYOURLIFE wrote:

1958 MGA Roadster is whats Hot. Look at does curves, the ass and that mouth! Thats it I'm going to pock it with my stick!




OMG that is HOT
Hot is the chemistry that happens between two people. It is not eye candy which is easy to spot and so many claim to be hot. No one is really hot with out that special chemistry.

That chemistry becomes more difficult to find as the number of adults increases. That is why most couples find that great 4sums are hard to find. But isn
ENLIGHTENED wrote:

Not your mother's lubricant ...


OMG lol keep that tabasco away from my junk ;) thats just to hot lol
As Kenny Rogers sings...

"There's someone for everyone and Tommy's love was Becky
In her arms, he didn't have to prove he was a man"

Hot is indeed relative to the beholder.

Now what Sage Kenny tried to teach us that we just do not seem to fully understand is that forum posting and maybe even swinging are like cards.

"If you're gonna play the game, boy, you gotta learn to play it right

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away and know when to run
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealing's done

Every gambler knows that the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to throw away and knowing what to keep
'Cause every hand's a winner and every hand's a loser
And the best that you can hope for is to have a bunch fun and a lot of orgasms"

Well maybe I paraphrased just a little at the end there.