A close friend of ours works at Walmart, the other day the manager of this store asked our friend if they should send the following letter, first a little background.
A couple we will refer to as Mr. and Mrs. Fenton, were retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart instead of staying at home and you'll soon see why.
Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and
preferred to get in and get out.
Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse.
One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.
Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in
our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of
you from the store. Our c omplaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and
are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
when they weren't looking.
2, July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's
restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.
6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from
the bedding department.
8.. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying
and screaming, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror
while he picked his nose.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the
clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming
the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'by
using different sizes of funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed
a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
And last, but not least...
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'
Regards , Walmart
A couple we will refer to as Mr. and Mrs. Fenton, were retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart instead of staying at home and you'll soon see why.
Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and
preferred to get in and get out.
Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse.
One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.
Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in
our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of
you from the store. Our c omplaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and
are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
when they weren't looking.
2, July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's
restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.
6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from
the bedding department.
8.. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying
and screaming, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror
while he picked his nose.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the
clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming
the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'by
using different sizes of funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed
a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
And last, but not least...
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'
Regards , Walmart
Nice!! When I was like 12 my brother talked me in to doing the condom drop offs in random shoppers carts. Sometimes they didn't notice when they checked out and sometimes the reactions were awesome!
compliment guy. that was interesting. cheers
So that's what you've been doing every time we go shopping??? See if I ever let you loose in a store again! LMAO!!!
Thanks for sharing, babe. Luv ya
Thanks for sharing, babe. Luv ya
I knew something was up when Lucky said he really didn't mind going to Wal-Mart with me anymore, said it was interesting...roflmao...Kisses...Naugh-Ty
Lol... keep an eye on Lucky! 
that was so funny, laughing so loud the damn dog started barking at me
Haha good old Walmart fun. Another great pastime is to take pictures of the interesting people that frequent Walmart and send them to your friends. There are actually a few websites out there dedicated to that sport!
DAVIDSMASH wrote:
Haha good old Walmart fun. Another great pastime is to take pictures of the interesting people that frequent Walmart and send them to your friends. There are actually a few websites out there dedicated to that sport!
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com