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Original humans as swingers? - Provocative theories based on Bonobo sexual behavior - I'm happy evolution took away our hair and did a lot of other cool stuff to us, but it's too bad we couldn't have latched onto that method of conflict resoultion.
Do you think they're swingers? - - More enjoyable listening to the dog barking then hearing that guy talk. Although based on that it is clear it wasn't hard to pull off the drunk pilot from id4 and wearing the shirt was fitting as he sounds just like him.
What romantic plans do you have for your sweetheart for Valentin - - 1) Dinner, candlelight, Deadpool.
2) Bah humbug! Totally contrived "Hallmark" holiday I refuse to participate in.
3) HUGE gang bang with lots of TVP, DVDA,...and commemorative buttons and t-shirts.
4) I'll be lucky if I get anything more than my own hand and a cheesy porno.
5) Imma get on Tinder and get all romantic on someone's ass! Or alternatively totally stalk them.
6) Gonna watch Sleepless In Seattle over and over again while eating my way through the entire Ben & Jerry's product line.
7) A game of nekkid "Postoffice" with 40 or 50 of our closest friends.
8) See how many oiled up swingers we can fit in our hot tub then put all our car keys in a fish bowl.
9) We'll spend it alone romantically telling each other what we don't like about each other.
10) Not sure but it will definitely involve a couple of ferrets, handcuffs, a pint of sour cream, two solar sidewalk lights, a 12 volt marine battery, a box of Swiffer refills and a used pogo stick. Oh, and glitter...LOTS of glitter!
11) Insert lame "heart on" pun here.
12) My sweetie is dressing up like Honest Abe and I'm gonna be George Washington. We're gonna do some old school cockousing!
Swingers In Uniform - Pay your memorial day respects here. - Semper Fi
Clay & Beth
Virtual "Cheap Thrill Seekers" - - Where can we post the tools and d-bags that when told no thank you, all of a sudden you're a prude or a bitch or an asshole because you said no. What ever happened to the common courtesies and the rules that no means no. Just because this is a swingers site does not mean we will fuck you just because we have a profile here. Is there a tool-o-dex for that? Nothing more makes us say "OH DEAR GOD I MADE A HORRIBLE MISTAKE LETS FUCK" like being called names after politely turning you down.
Lifestyle RV Parks & Campgrounds - Does anyone know of RV parks and campgrounds for those in the lifestyle? - Check out www.Floridaswingparty.com
They host parties at a nudist resort every once in a while. We know the owners of the resort and it is not a swingers resort, but there are an aweful lot of swingers that go there.
Labor Day Weekend - - We're going to the big annual ferret racing event in Urda then gonna find the nearest five star hotel with an on premise three star Michelin restaurant (probably The Four Seasons in Stockton or maybe the Waldorf in Tintic). We're hoping to organize a meet 'n greet at the hotel for swingers who like to play with sock puppets (they like to be fisted ya know) and then hit the hottub wearing our Dancing With The Stars commemorative ballroom dancing gear and sipping Boones Farm while gazing at the blue moon. Oh and prolly Sniagrab. Daddy needs some new ski boots.
Help With Wife - Wife has fantasies but is super hesitant to experiment. - Personally I think you might be a little too eager (can't blame you, we all were when we started) and pushing just a little too hard to make her fantasy a reality. Rather than trying to find a way to get around the "Catch 22" of her fantasy maybe just explore it more verbally and see if it evolves into some kind of scenario that she is comfortable with that more easily can happen in the real world.
The most successful swingers we know, ourselves included, arrived at where they are by being open and supportive of each other's fantasies and desires without forcing them in any way. In other words, be patient, explore your fantasies verbally and maybe role play, a LOT, with each other before you jump into anything that either of you isn't quite ready for.
You might be surprised as you fantasize openly and honestly how your fantasies might evolve and become something that you eventually can and will make a reality. You know your wife better than anyone and maybe she does need a little nudge but most of the swingers we've known over the years who've crashed and burned did so because one partner pushed the limits too fast and didn't wait for the more hesitant partner to catch up. In our case we were quite surprised and what our fantasies morphed into when we really dug deep and talked about the truly deviant (by local standards anyway-lol) aspects of our fantasies.
Sorry, I know that's probably not the kind of advice you were hoping for but it's been our observation over a rather lengthy swinging career. Another thought, if you're bound and determined to make your first swinging experience a MFM, is to find a guy who is okay with just watching you two play or maybe getting involved in some soft swinging...i.e. back rubs and or touching but no intercourse. We were soft swap for the first year or two of our swinging life and it was great fun and took the pressure off until we were ready to take the next step. Best of luck!
edit- Sorry about what now seems like a long rambling response. In my defense it was pre-coffee. [em]Emo_79[/em]
Who is going to the AhhzHalloween party in Orlando? - Who else is sick and tired of hearing about more out of state crap? - Hey I know there is a big group of swingers going to The Pleasure Palace on Nov 3
What the Actual Fuck? - - [quote=ILLUSTRATOR]Evil, the "mean German man" is into furries. Sorry, but it's true. And, because there are so few willing to have sex with an angry man, he gets frustrated and pulls out his dictionary. Instant grammar Nazi. It's an ugly cycle of abuse, really. [/quote]
Well I'm certainly not going to vilify a man for enjoying a normal, healthy sexual outlet. On closer inspection I don't think that's Gizmo after all. I think it's actually some freak accident from the Build A Bear store. And speaking of freak accidents, you should see the uncut director's version of 'Rudolf, The Red Nosed Reindeer'. Those misfit toys weren't misfit because they were broken. They're ALL kinds of freaky naughty pervy and were banished to that island (the same one Ted Cruz plans to send swingers after he's elected) so they wouldn't pervert the rest of society. You don't EVEN want to know what Charlie-In-The-Box does inside his box with Dolly and Spotted Elephant! [em]Emo_21[/em]
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