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Why the male side of Couples are here...? - I will admit I am hoping to spark some heated debate on this.... - Shit I had to read thru that whole thing like almost twice. Okay fine, I skimmed it almost twice. Why am I (or we) still in swinging (it will be thirty years in the not too distant future!)? For us it's about the great friendships. Sex is great. It's fun to explore that not only with each other but with other people occasionally. But it's totally secondary for us. With swingers, more than any other group of people we've found, we can be ourselves, say pretty much what we want, and not have to filter anything. With most vanillas, especially here in Utah, we really have to tread lightly and watch what we say and do. With swingers we can laugh our asses off, totally make fun of the world and even flirt without anyone getting too bent out of shape. I'm sure I don't have to tell you what would happen if you did that with most of your vanilla friends. So yeah, friendships are why we stay. Any sex that happens is just the frosting on the Pop-Tart for us.
As for when we're "70+...who will be taking care of you"...I would hope I can pretty much take care of myself, still control my bowels and bladder and occasionally still climb in the saddle and give Ms. Evil a jolly good geriatric rodgering. If I can't I would hope one of my good swinger friends will put me out of my misery by locking me in a room with an insatiable 22 year old redhead for a few hours and then scattering my ashes over the beach at Hedo II. ;-)
Seriously, 70 AIN'T that old! I know a guy who still runs marathons (admittedly not very fast) in his 90's!
Swinger & 🦄 Bait - An experiment to attract swingers and unicorns. - Rookie mistakes. It only works if you wear black rings on ALL your fingers...and on all your toes just to be safe. Oh, and maybe try someplace heathens are more likely to shop like Whole Foods or Trader Joes. Are you sure you were wearing your ankle braclet denoting that you're a hotwife (or hot husband as the case may be)? And Sunday afternoons ALL good swingers are home taking a nap after being up WAY too late the night before!
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Wouldn't hurt to throw a couple of packages of Magnum condoms in the cart either. Right on top where they're easily seen.
Girls that are into DP - How common is this activity among the swingers? - She works on the basis that if one cock is good, two are better. But only if she can have a pussy to lick too.
Translating Personals/Swingers Ads - - HOW TO TRANSLATE PERSONAL ADS:
WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish...................................49
Adventurer...........................Slept with all your friends
Athletic................................No boobs
Average looking...................Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...............................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated..............................Banged her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure...............Medicated
Feminist...............................Fat ballbuster
Free spirit............................Junkie
Friendship first.....................Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun......................................Annoying
Gentle..................................Comatose
Good Listener......................Borderline Autistic
New-Age............................All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned......................Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded......................Desperate
Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate............................Sloppy drunk
Poet.....................................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional..........................Certified Bitch
Redhead...............................Bad dye-job
Reubenesque........................Grossly Fat
Romantic..............................Looks better by candle light
Social...................................Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Voluptuous...........................Very Fat
Height/weight proportional....Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate...................Stalker
Widow.................................Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart. ....................Old bat
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MEN'S ADS
40-ish.....................................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic...................................Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking......................Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated................................Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit..............................Banging your sister
Friendship first.......................As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun........................................Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.........................Arrogant
Very good looking..................Dumb as a board
Honest....................................Pathological Liar
Huggable................................Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle.......................Insecure mama's boy
Mature...................................Older than your father
Open-minded.........................Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit............................Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet.......................................Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom stall
Sensitive.................................Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive.........................Gay
Spiritual..................................Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable.....................................Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful...............................Says "Excuse me" when he farts
Karaoke?!!!! - Working on some fun times with a local bar...Who would be interested? - Good to see so many swingers out there who enjoy karaoke like we do. I DJ karaoke at a local bar and the wife is one of my regular singers. We also look for it when we hit the big city. At least if we make it to Utah some time we know we can find a place to sing party :-)
Swingers In Uniform - Pay your memorial day respects here. - We would like to give thanks for everyone including both of our fathers who has ever served for our country and would like to have comemerance for the families of all the soldiers we have unfortunatly lost in this war the last war and for the next one (hopefully not anytime soon but i'm sure will happen again ) we would like to take time out of our busy lives for everyone to have a moment of peace to remember our family, friends, and neibors that are still oversea's and have served in the past. any one that has ever served or is still serving now deserves nothing but the utmost respect for what they have done or are doing now for our saftey. they are all brave men and women and deserve nothing less. thanks to those who support them and we hope everyone has a wonderfull memorial day!!!
Game ON....which sign is Hornier...(is that a word?) - zodiac signs of swingers? - i guess sex wins oh we all win yeah so lets have some sex
City Cracking Down On Sex Parties - - RUBE, that's all I was saying. I can see the issue with the parking. I too would be pissed if my neighbor was blocking the streets. However, in this instance, the parking issue was resolved with the no parking signs and the city just advanced to the next level. The motivation is beyond parking. Now, they are misusing their power at the council level to make laws that prohibit the exercise our liberties within the confines of a private residence.
Here is a related article.
http://cbs11tv.com/topstories/local_story_312000757.html
Swingers Plan Party To Raise Money For Legal Fees
(CBS 11 News) DUNCANVILLE Tuesday night the Duncanville City Council voted to shut down a swingers club known as the Cherry Pit.
Now they say they have an additional reason to party.
The organizers hope to attract big crowds on Friday and Saturday night. They say they'll use the donations to build a legal defense fund to fight the city's ordinance.
On their Web site's chat room Wednesday, the Cherry Pit's organizers said they need $10,000 to retain an attorney who will help them fight to stay open. They said it would take 1,000 supporters donating $10 each.
After the ordinance passed Tuesday, organizers Jim Trulock and Julie Norris vowed to take the city to court next week.
"They will not shut us down. It takes ten days. We'll file an injunction and prove that it's unconstitutional," said Norris.
All along, the couple has insisted if any of the swingers are having sex in the house, it's consensual and nothing that happens is illegal. Police couldn't prove any wrong-doing because they only ask for donations.
With the new ordinance though, the city will shut down any private sex clubs in residential neighborhoods if they advertise or promote themselves. The Cherry Pit promotes their parties on their Web site.
Duncanville's city manager said even if organizers shut down their Web site, it wouldn't solve the problem. "It's really the activity," said Kent Cagle. "I think we'll still have an issue if they bring the same amount of people and causing disruption."
After residents complained, the city put up no parking signs in front of the Cherry Pit to keep the crowds away. But the organizers insist visitors aren't the problem.
"At 12 o'clock on Sunday, church lets out. They all flood the streets. They have to have police officers out on the street to direct traffic. There's a hazard. That causes wrecks. We don't do anything like that. We're not a nuisance... That's a nuisance," said Trulock.
City council members are expecting a legal fight and are awaiting to see what the club does next.
Again, you can tell by the comments made, that religion is a factor here.
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