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Combining Lifestyle & Non-Lifestyle Friends - - Ah, good topic AC! We're happy to have met many people here that we now consider good close friends that we don't have to hide from when we see them at the mall while we're out with our kids. LoL! It's nice to find those who can be vanilla because our whole life isn't about swinging. So, yes, we have had success in blending swingers into our vanilla lifestyle and we hope to find more:) Joe & Debbi

Swingers In Uniform - Pay your memorial day respects here. - Hooah Chief!!! Don & Tami

Slut cards - - We are making our slut cards tonight for Young Swingers Week in March. If you have one will you message me a picture. Just trying to get some ideas. 😅😘

asking your swinger friend if you can join them. - - Honestly, a lot of people here are being negative about single men. Don't let it make you feel like you are a leper. A lot of couples seek out single men. Everyone has their own preferences. If your friend confided enough in you to tell you that he and his spouse were swingers he obviously is open enough with you to not be upset you asked something like that. What exactly are you looking/interested in doing with her(them potentially)? Threesome, voyeurism, DP, DVP, or are you just wanting to take his wife alone for an evening of some great swingers sex lol?

How Old Is Old - - My two cents is....Why should I open myself up like a flower and let every bee take some of my pollen dust....No that is never going to happen lol. I don't care about age nor does the hubby. We are not the oldest or the youngest....Probably right in the middle. Being in the middle you get pulled from both ends....One will win while the other might not. However, if I open my mind I like to take my time and enjoy the splender in all of it. Mostly having the right connection is KEY to everything and everyone! We have been lied to a time or two about ages and been suddenly surprised but, we still had a great time and may not and usually does not end in sex on the first time. Takes us a while to find a couple that we like and who likes us for who we are too! I personally do not like to be told I do not have an open mind from people way older or way younger. As we are SWINGERS which to some means you are EASY...Which is not true in any way and why some bottom feeders make it hard for other then cry out for the unjustice.....Ummm Sex is about feeling alive and if you make us not feel that way, no matter the age. Then we shall pass by and keep looking.

UNIVERSAL "SWINGER" SIGN - UNIVERSAL "SWINGER" SIGN - We like the rings idea. It would be nice on a bumper sticker. It would be like seeing a rainbow bumper sticker identifying gay and lesbians. The rings would identify swingers.

New Rating System to Match Couples - This will take care of the - +10 points for Gryffindor! +50 points for BUMMYPUS! .... and +5 points for our new friend from Kamas who finally got all "good natured" and showed some love. (although, even with the extra 5 points, you're still way at the bottom of the swinger food chain... along with the toll-booth workers, orangutans, bicycle seat sniffers, and other assorted undesirables) I know its tough being a single male... trying to score some wild poontang in the wonderful world of the swingers. You'd think with this smorgASSborg of fine pussy around here, there'd certainly must be some extras lying around waiting for a fine fella like you to dip his twig into??!! I feel for you, man (not really, but work with me here). But you've got to bring a dish to the potluck (baked roadkill doesn't cut it) if you want to sit at the big kids' table. Suggestion: grab a girl (human), and a shower, and join the rest of the swinger party. One thing we don't need is extra 'swingin' dicks' at the HO-down. .... Extra bunny tail, that's a different story now, isn't it? Like my one-eyed pappy always sez... "Son, life ain't fair" He also used to say "Boy, there is a 22.5% chance I ain't yer real Pappy" I'm not sure what that exactly meant, but I'm sure he loved me as much as that old Chevy pickup of his. Cheers! BTW, Whenever I get all jazzed up, my good friend Mike always asks me... WWJD ... for a Klondike Bar?

Info for Noobs - - [quote=ERASEDPANTS]If singleness can turn single women in "Unicorns", then sweat can turn Norwegians into "Furries". Actually "Nick Fury" from The Avengers', was originally "Nick Furry". Due to a typo, Nick is now a gruff, angry leader with an eye patch instead of the loveable leader who dressed as a "shewolf" to fight the forces of evil, as he was suppose to be. [/quote] Hmmmm sounds like a bit of a stretch to me. So what do you get if you mix oatmeal with a Herzegovinian? Prince Albert in a can? You swingers, aside from being filthy disgusting perverts, are weird. I'm hoping President Trump makes you all register with the Department of Agriculture and makes you all wear easily identifiable black rings and ankle bracelets and takes away all your piercings and spandex hoochie coochie wear.

Have you ever... - - I love these things! Had sex outside? Y Had sex in public? (movie theater, concert, theme park) N Had sex in an unusual location? N Had a threesome? N - not yet! A foursome? N - not yet! More than a foursome? N - not yet! Had a happy ending? N Been tied up? Y Tied someone up Y Been to a sex club / swingers club? N - not yet! Watched a porno? Y Been in a porno? N Wore a costume / role played during sex? Y Recieved a spanking? Y Given a spanking? Y Paid for sex? N Had sex with someone you weren't attracted to / didn't like? N Had sex with someone you didn't know / just met? N - not exactly....but technically, yes. Traveled more than 50 miles to have sex? Y -does it count if I was going that way anyway? How many States / Countries have you had sex in? 4 Favorite position? doggystyle! Had a 'nooner'? (skipped out of work / school to go have sex and then returned) Y Had sex at work? N - came close though With a co-worker? it was my boss! Slept your way to the top? N Preferred location of "money shot"? tits! Women - sexiest outfit / lingerie you own? describe in detail My black corset, knee high boots, riding crop Men - best pickup line? He likes it when the woman gives him no choice, lol. Preferred hairstyle? (on you and on others) Shaved bare? Landing strip? 70's fro? Other style? I'm not a big fan of the fro, but bare, landing strip, or just lightly groom is excellent. Underwear choice? Ganny panties / tightie whiteys? Thong? G-string? Commando? He wears boxers and she wears bikini/boy shorts/occasional thong. Easiest way to get you turned on? be forceful! Worst mood killer? ego Preferred style? Soft and romantic? Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am? Hard and fast? Hair pulling, ass spanking deep and rough? I like alot of things, but deep, rough, hair pulling sex will have my legs shaking for hours. Piercings? He has none, she has her tongue pierced, and ears a few times. Tattoos? he has none, she has 2 - one on the back of her neck and her tramp stamp! Shoes / socks on or off? boots on...hiking boots, on....sneakers on if youre outside, otherwise off! Do you fantasize about other people when having sex with your spouce / usual partner? N Who is your fantasy partner? I have alot of fantasies, and therefore alot of fantasy partners....;) Describe the perfect sexual encounter... I get pushed up against a wall, kissed, groped, grinding....he grabs me and turns me around, presses me up against the wall and fucks me from behind. I look over and see my man getting pleasured by my agressors wife. He watches me get nailed while he helps another mans wife bounce up and down on his cock. Willing to give me your answers in person? Naked? absolutely!

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